I kind of wonder! Poor things. And it's not just, like, personal computers. I also kill ovens, refrigerators, microwaves, stereo equipment, phones...it's why once I have a piece of tech for more than a year I keep it forever because the ones that make it are fucking SURVIVORS.

Oh, and this doesn't include my problems with computers at work, where I have fried motherboards, keyboards, hard drives, and managed on the regular to produce software errors that nobody in our IT department could even find reports of online.