I'm sorry I didn't have any bad romance stories to contribute. Quite a few of the guys that knew me when I was a teen/twen might, because I was utterly oblivious to any feels they might have had for me and usually only informed about them by others after they'd dropped out of my life. >_>

I dated my first man ever at age 32, married him 7 years later, stayed married until he died in 2017, and have not dated since. So... booooooooooring.

I have a good sexy icon though.