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clevermanka) wrote2020-05-23 09:53 am
clevermanka) wrote2020-05-23 09:53 am
Vertigo Schtick
Guardian/adjacent:
Fanart: Bedtime snuggles. I laughed at this baby Ghost King comic. 2Luo.
Companies spend a lot of money on marketing in China. I honestly don't know how one survives being faced with a larger-than-life-size ReFa ad.
Untamed/adjacent:
Modern CQL illustrations continue, now with Zidian.
One person left kudos on six of my stories yesterday, including Ghost Story. o_O That's a lot of reading.
In a conversation on yesterday's watch party, someone (Sherly--I don't know their DW name?) mentioned having Zhao Yunlan-levels of bad luck in love and I thought we were going to have a whole Bad Romance thread \o/ but then nobody else weighed in on their tragic love stories. /o\ Then this tweet about being a "foster girlfriend" crossed my tl and Lord Do I Know That Feel. Something I didn't mention in yesterday's hilarious outpouring of woe was that for about, uh, 20 years all but one dude that I had sex with married the next woman he dated (and afaik that one guy is still unmarried). I seriously could have rented myself out as a service for wedding-bound women. So if you feel like starting a Bad Romance comment thread here, I'm all ears. And now I'm gonna go rewatch that music video for the bajillionth time because that's still a great song.
Fanart: Bedtime snuggles. I laughed at this baby Ghost King comic. 2Luo.
Companies spend a lot of money on marketing in China. I honestly don't know how one survives being faced with a larger-than-life-size ReFa ad.
Untamed/adjacent:
Modern CQL illustrations continue, now with Zidian.
One person left kudos on six of my stories yesterday, including Ghost Story. o_O That's a lot of reading.
In a conversation on yesterday's watch party, someone (Sherly--I don't know their DW name?) mentioned having Zhao Yunlan-levels of bad luck in love and I thought we were going to have a whole Bad Romance thread \o/ but then nobody else weighed in on their tragic love stories. /o\ Then this tweet about being a "foster girlfriend" crossed my tl and Lord Do I Know That Feel. Something I didn't mention in yesterday's hilarious outpouring of woe was that for about, uh, 20 years all but one dude that I had sex with married the next woman he dated (and afaik that one guy is still unmarried). I seriously could have rented myself out as a service for wedding-bound women. So if you feel like starting a Bad Romance comment thread here, I'm all ears. And now I'm gonna go rewatch that music video for the bajillionth time because that's still a great song.
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This is certainly far from tragic, but a seriously, SERIOUSLY long dry spell in my late 20s was interrupted but alas not broken by a guy who offered me cocaine on our second date. I like to think I'm not rigid, but that rather put me off. A glass of wine, sure. A line? Ehhh.... Fortunately I discovered soon after (third date) that he was a raging misogynist, so bullet was dodged (possibly literally).
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OH OH here's another story! I had a dirty weekend with a guy from CA waaaaaay back in 2001 (right before I met Brian in person for the first time and sealed that deal), and in honor of said weekend, I decided to buy a dildo (my first ever.). Only, I bought an anal dildo because I was so nervous when I walked into Toys in Babeland that I grabbed the first box on the first table and didn't realize it until I took it out of the box a few days later. AND the guy was so big, I bled that first night and was sore the rest of the weekend. Not the dirty weekend I read about in stories, that's for sure. I didn't buy another sex toy until I was in my late 30s.
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