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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2003-09-10 12:58 pm

Green tea schmeen tea

I'm sorry, I can't do it anymore. I cannot pretend to like green tea. Green tea with mandarin orange. Green tea with peach. Tazo "Envy" Green Tea. I can't stand them. They're terrible. This latest one (Envy) tastes like dirt. Dirt. Yes, I know what dirt tastes like because it tastes like this. I don't care if it's better for you, I would rather die early having enjoyed every cup of tea I drink than live to be 100 miserably drinking this crap.

Get me some Yorkshire Gold and a dollop of heavy whipping cream, stat.

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