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clevermanka) wrote2006-03-17 11:40 am
clevermanka) wrote2006-03-17 11:40 am
This managed to make me laugh
OK, this is funny. On the wall outside my office, someone put up a sign:
"Pinch (the secretary whose name begins with L but is not yours truly) and Run. She's Not Wearing Green."
I'm not wearing green today, either, but you'll notice nobody's suggesting that anyone try to pinch me.
Heh.
EDIT: And this also managed to make me smile.
I was a bit confounded by the fact that there wasn't an "all of the above" option for the first question, but I soldiered bravely on despite my uncertainty.
Fact: I have never, technically, stripped for anyone. Lap dances? Too many to count. But not one actual striptease. I'd probably get caught in my sleeve or something.
I'm not wearing green today, either, but you'll notice nobody's suggesting that anyone try to pinch me.
Heh.
EDIT: And this also managed to make me smile.
| Your Stripper Song Is |
 Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you You let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you You let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides Help me I've got no soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. |
I was a bit confounded by the fact that there wasn't an "all of the above" option for the first question, but I soldiered bravely on despite my uncertainty.
Fact: I have never, technically, stripped for anyone. Lap dances? Too many to count. But not one actual striptease. I'd probably get caught in my sleeve or something.