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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2007-05-16 09:30 am
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This is a good morning

Found on [livejournal.com profile] _luaineach, who credits [livejournal.com profile] ms_cantrell "who ganked it from someone who had it locked so who gets to remains nameless."

St. Peter sees Jerry Falwell approaching the pearly gates and IMs Jesus

P34lyG4t3Pete: ROFLAMAO you're never guess who I've got approaching right now
S4v10rpwns: OMG who???
P34lyG4t3Pete: Jerry Falwell.
S4v10rpwns: ZOMG *crucified *
S4v10rpwns: I gotta wake up Dad 4 this, brb

[G0DFTW has entered the chat]

G0DFTW: WTF?
P34lyG4t3Pete: I have Jerry Falwell approaching the pearly gates, sir.
G0DFTW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA N00B
P34lyG4t3Pete: Do you want me to handle this or should I send him to you?
S4v10rpwns: Is to be bitchslapping time nau, plz?
P34lyG4t3Pete: omg srsly.
P34lyG4t3Pete: he's here and demanding entry into heaven.
G0DFTW: ORLY.
P34lyG4t3Pete: YA RLY.
S4v10rpwns: LOL cry more emo kid

This is the third morning in a row of 8 hours of sleep, my one week anniversary on Fast-5, a gloriously sunny day, and my social calendar is packed well into June. I Feel Great!!!

Also, for my fellow Pale Sisters: The despised self-tanning lotion has really come around. May I introduce you to Oil of Olay Touch of Sun. A slather over my legs two or three times a week (usually after shaving) does wonders. I like my fair skin, but when short-skirt weather comes along, I appreciate something that will help diminish the appearance of my spider veins and bruises. The very slight color also

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Jim Gunn just brought in his trophy for Grand Master to show me. I was cooing over it (it's insanely gorgeous!) when he sort of chuckled and said "It's rather heavy..." and we walked across the hall so he could put it in 3114 Wescoe. He's going to leave it there for today. I strongly encourage anyone on campus today to come take a look at it. It. Is. Beautiful!

OK, where was I? Oh yeah, lotion. Hm. Doesn't seem so interesting now. So I'll just say it's worth the $8 or so a bottle. Give it a try if you want a little color on your legs without the sun exposure.

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