You're kidding

[clevermanka]

I hate chaotic neutral. What the hell. And singing, too?

I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Bard (5th Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-12

Dexterity-9

Constitution-11

Intelligence-12

Wisdom-14

Charisma-15


Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.


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Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (24)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXX (5)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Evil ---- XX (2)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Dwarf ---- XXXX (4)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XXXXXXXX (8)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Half-Orc - XX (2)

Class:
Barbarian - (-6)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Cleric ---- (-6)
Druid ----- (-4)
Fighter --- (0)
Monk ------ (-21)
Paladin --- (-23)
Ranger ---- XX (2)
Rogue ----- (0)
Sorcerer -- XX (2)
Wizard ---- XXXX (4)

Comments

[stuology.livejournal.com]

Many, many, many years ago, I was chaotic good. I just took it again, and now I'm neutral good. WTH? I'm moving up the good line? Damn!

I am a wizard though--that's cool.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Now you're a parent--you enjoy a little bit more order now and then. =D

I am a wizard though--that's cool.
At least I scored a negative 23 on Paladin. God. I don't think I'd have posted this if I'd scored anywhere near that class.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

I suspect child-rearing has moved you toward neutral.

I got neutral-good human sorcerer, myself. Hm. I've never played one of those.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_luaineach/]

I took this on someone else's page a few days ago and I tie with True Neutral and Chaotic Neutral. Pretty much sums me up. :) All in all, seems perfectly accurate and human ranger or rogue is what I always play(ed)!

I Am A: True Neutral Human Ranger/Rogue (3rd/2nd Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-12

Dexterity-12

Constitution-12

Intelligence-16

Wisdom-16

Charisma-18

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Evil ---- (0)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Dwarf ---- XXXX (4)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Half-Orc - XX (2)

Class:
Barbarian - (-4)
Bard ------ (-6)
Cleric ---- (-6)
Druid ----- (-2)
Fighter --- (-2)
Monk ------ (-13)
Paladin --- (-21)
Ranger ---- XXXX (4)
Rogue ----- XXXX (4)
Sorcerer -- (0)
Wizard ---- XXXX (4)

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

You must've played with a cooler bunch of folks than I did. The CN people always just used their alignment to screw over other parties. Grrr.