Martial Bliss

[clevermanka]

bart_calendar posted a link to this handy little spousal evaluation chart, circa 1930.

I scored a positive 48, which was shocking. That I scored that high, I mean. I can only attribute that high of a score to my enjoyment of cooking, sewing, and frequent declarations of devotion to my beloved. Goodness knows it has nothing to do with my temperance, avoidance of profanity, or religious observances.

mckitterick, unsurprisingly, zoomed past me with a score of 71 (by my estimation), thus putting him solidly in the "Superior" category, and just barely missing "Very Superior." I gotta be honest, hon--it was your incessant writing on the tablecloth with a pencil that killed you in the Demerits category. You've got to quit that, for serious.