I thought about drywall mud, but I'm worried about it getting too dry and cracking. The auto body putty would be perfect, though. And there's a chance mckitterick might already have some in the garage.

I can't even see straight over that legislator.

Yeah, well, that tie he's wearing in the photo doesn't help.

Edit: Oops! I didn't link to the story with the photo of him. Here (http://thinkprogress.org/2011/03/14/kansas-gop-shooting-helicoptors/). That'll make it worse.