In memory

[clevermanka]

We regret to announce the disturbing passing of Chernobyl Red, who on the 4th of June of this year was callously smothered in hot fat by Gizmorlag the Slug Demon. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. Chernobyl Red is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.

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Comments

[kijjohnson.livejournal.com]

Erck. Depending on the sort of fat, this could be a good or a bad ending. If it were butter, for instance, I'd have died happy.

[murderama.livejournal.com]

Chernobyl Red and Ray Charles on the same day. Is the world slowing to a stop or what?

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I made a miraculous recovery today. Although this is not to say the world is not slowing to a stop.