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[clevermanka]

This woman looks fucking scary, but I want to take her go-go dance class. She also teaches a pole-dance class, but eh. Go-go dancing! I love it. I want to learn how. I need to rent more 60's B movies. Well, what I really want is for someone else to rent the movies and tape the good dance segments for me.

In my Google search for "Go-Go Dancing" (your tax dollars at work!), I found this delightful exchange on Oh, the Humanity!. Pretty fun site, that. Maybe I'll waste part of tomorrow there.

Before I started wasting time on Google, I was wasting time reading the entries on Friends' lists (I know, I know, it just gets more pathetic from here) and read an entry on secret_malady's list that talked a bit about go-go dancing. So I blame you and your stupid povertyrow community, secret_malady. Nyah.

But anyway, to get to the really boring and stupid point here...I can't even do the Pony. Anyone got some dancing tips for me?

I gotta go do the mail now since I'm the only department secretary who came to work today. Sheesh.