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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2015-04-05 08:47 am
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Bruises

This is how the bruises from our sparring session looked, seven hours post-fight:


Already purple, wtf. While impressive, that does not bode well for longevity. I will be highly annoyed if they're gone to yellow by the time I don the Moran costume on Saturday.

If I'd known how fast these would come up, I would have had the sparring session Wednesday night. I'm concerned if we try to do this again before they heal, though, we'll bruise the muscles and that would suck. My arms are sore enough as is.

And I wish I'd thought to get video of our session because it was fucking hilarious.

[identity profile] write-out.livejournal.com 2015-04-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Daaaaaamn. Impressive! (and by that I mean bruises, arms, shoulders, profile. you look fucking fierce)

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-04-05 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I am pretty fierce. Goofy and a serious nerd, sure, but also FIERCE! Also I was concentrating pretty intensely on flexing as hard as I could. =D

[identity profile] apocalypticbob.livejournal.com 2015-04-05 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
^^^ YES!! Very much this!! Holy Hotness, Batman!!

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2015-04-06 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)

:melt:

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2015-04-05 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a great pic.

But yeah... have McK give you some daily arm punches to keep them "fresh?"

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-04-05 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, but I'm serious about not wanting to bruise the muscle. I think we came pretty close as it is. I don't want to actually injure myself...

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2015-04-05 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I didn't mean really hard, but to sort of keep them "freshened up". I had a sub used to do that.

Or hey! What if you sort of spackled a rag/washcloth with indigo and rubbed it on the surface? You could try it out on your thigh.

Then again, there's a chance it'll get darker in the next couple days, too! :hoping for you:

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-04-06 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
We're getting another picture tonight or tomorrow because JFC these things might go black.

SO EXCITING!

ETA: I love that so many other people I know (and by "so many," I mean, like "four or five") also think bruises obtained through Fun Times are awesome and sexy.
Edited 2015-04-06 13:56 (UTC)

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2015-04-06 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)

EEEEEEE!!!

[identity profile] sherwood21.livejournal.com 2015-04-06 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
If the bruises fade, what about some bandages? You could tape up your knuckles like they're busted up from brawling - even dab a little reddish-brown dye on it. Or a bandage on your forearm covering up a pretend knife wound.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-04-06 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man! I wish I hadn't bought those bad-ass fingerless gloves, because bloody bandages on my knuckles would've been BRILLIANT!

Might use that knife wound idea even if the bruises still look great. Fab idea, thank you, bb!

[identity profile] sherwood21.livejournal.com 2015-04-08 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ooo! You could try putting a couple butterfly bandages over one of your eyebrows, to look like they're holding a minor laceration together. I don't know what the comfort level on that would be like, but it's a pretty easy visual trick, because no one would see a cut that was under your eyebrow anyway.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-04-08 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
BRILLIANT.

Adding butterfly bandages to the shopping list for today.

[identity profile] splix.livejournal.com 2015-04-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Nice guns. And bruises. :D

And you have a truly excellent profile.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-04-06 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

I love my nose--for real. And I love how much I actually look like the Minoan woman I use for my default icon.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2015-04-06 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)

Guns and Bruises, I love it!

[identity profile] splix.livejournal.com 2015-04-07 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Her next band name, clearly. :)

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-04-07 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
If only I'd kept up with those voice lessons instead of indulging in hard liquor and cigarettes when I went to college...
Edited 2015-04-07 16:58 (UTC)

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2015-04-08 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Whiskey and cig voice is cool, although I don't think you're the bluesy type, amirite?

Band name was MTE, [livejournal.com profile] splix. GMTA, perhaps?

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-04-08 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a fairly okay voice for country, and I can still pick out a high harmony line if the melody is straightforward...

[identity profile] splix.livejournal.com 2015-04-08 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
GMTA, perhaps?

*fistbump*

[identity profile] kazoogrrl.livejournal.com 2015-04-06 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm, badass photo.

[identity profile] kazoogrrl.livejournal.com 2015-04-07 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Achievement unlocked!