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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2015-04-30 04:32 pm

That's quite a list

Good news, I think Tim the PT guy and I have the potential for a really great working relationship. Not so great (but not terribly surprising), I have a lot more wrong stuff that needs fixing with my body than I thought. Let's start at the top?

My shoulders sit unevenly on the horizontal, with the left shoulder/scapula slightly forward. This is unusual in right-handed people. It's unsurprising that this is my case since I'm left-bodied (left side is stronger and better balanced, left eye is dominant) even though I'm right-handed.

My upper back is flat (I knew this already). If you look at a diagram of the spinal column, you'll see how the bottom of the cervical spine and top of the thoracic spine form the top of the S curve that is normal for a naturally healthy spine. I basically have no top curve. This is, incidentally, why I have such fucking amazing traps. It's not due to any work of mine (well, mostly not due), but rather to a genetic anomaly that forced those muscles to overdevelop in order to comfortably carry around my head and shoulders because they weren't getting much support from my spine. There's not much to be done about that except be aware of how it influences my postures for certain lifts (like deadlifts).

The larger (and fortunately fixable) problem is that my lumbar spine isn't terribly curved, either. Tim the PT guy says he's never worked with a woman who has such a pronounced posterior pelvic tilt. Just imagine how amazing my ass is going to look when I learn not to tuck it under all the time. \o/

My hip joints have decent interior mobility but need some serious work on the external rotation (no surprise here).

My left femoral head is significantly more compacted into the joint than the right (this is what I misdiagnosed as pelvic tilt).

Not only are my oblique muscles weak, they don't fire properly and I cannot get them to flex on demand when in a prone position.

My feet and toes suffer from a shocking amount of weakness that continues up my lower leg. This, possibly more than anything, is the root of my problems with good squat form. It also explains why I get foot cramps in Virasana even though my knee flexibility more than allows for comfort in the pose.

To be honest, I walked out of the session a little overwhelmed and thinking sheer fucking force of will must've been the only thing that allowed me to deadlift 140lbs and push-press 70lbs last year. But I also had a near-tear-inducing realization of Holy Shit Imagine What I'll Accomplish When I Correct These Issues.

-eh.

[identity profile] thetimesink.livejournal.com 2015-04-30 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
With your willpower and level of commitment?

Piece o' cake.

No frosting though...

Re: -eh.

[identity profile] thetimesink.livejournal.com 2015-04-30 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Spot on!

Bring it, body! We have attitude to exchange.

Re: -eh.

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2015-04-30 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m all for this level of accomplishment, but if you post an equivalent video when you’re able to do the same, you’ll be sadly in violation of Livejournal’s TOS... for being TOO AWESOME.

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[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-05-01 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha ha ha! I will never have the muscle isolation ability of Terry Crews, and that's just fact, not pessimism.

[identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com 2015-05-01 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
you've been drag racing with a flat tire and the emergency brake on; look out world once you've been tuned up :)

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-05-01 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No kidding!

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Edited 2015-05-01 13:24 (UTC)

[identity profile] kazoogrrl.livejournal.com 2015-05-04 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Side note, but looking at that gif I can see see the amazing patchiness of TH's facial hair. Which hopefully means he'll never attempt a full beard (YAY!).

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-05-04 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I love his scruffy facial hair. <3

[identity profile] kazoogrrl.livejournal.com 2015-05-05 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
It reminds me of my SO's super patchy facial hair, which makes him just looked unwashed. He's been, ah, rocking a half assed mustache/goatee combo for the past year that has not been doing it for me. I let him know I didn't like it but he doesn't have to get rid of it for me, but I don't like kissing him when facial hair gets in the way (I've had two other boyfriends have or grow facial hair and it's really not my thing unless it's kept trimmed, so boy does the current hipster beard trend leave me cold).

So you can have weekend scruff TH and I'll get cleaned up for work TH?

[identity profile] kazoogrrl.livejournal.com 2015-05-06 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)

Man, that was easy!

[identity profile] sherwood21.livejournal.com 2015-05-01 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to hear your meeting was productive. It sounds like the things you'll be working on improving will be working smarter, not harder. :)

[identity profile] pointoforigin.livejournal.com 2015-05-01 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Your force of will is quite astonishing, and I've always thought it was amazing that you could do all those things that you did last year. And I'm sure you're right about doing even more amazing things once this stuff gets fixed. I'm totally envious that you have a guy who can diagnose your musculoskeletal issues with so much precision. I'll be very interested to hear what he recommends, and how it goes.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-05-01 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm totally envious that you have a guy who can diagnose your musculoskeletal issues with so much precision

On the drive in (which took over 45 minutes and had three spots of massive construction) I thought this dude had better be worth it and he was!

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[identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com 2015-05-01 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I always have a tearful, falling-apart moment when objective/outside evidence proves something wasn't all in my head...like I wasn't believing my own body's clues. So glad you're getting good information and building a plan with somebody you like.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-05-01 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
a tearful, falling-apart moment when objective/outside evidence proves something wasn't all in my head

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[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2015-05-01 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god.
It all sort of stacks up upon itself, doesn't it?

I feel ya on all the weaknesses to be overcome, but holyfuckall, IMAGINE if I can go from where I was just weeks ago to now, and you improve from your current limitations....
WE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE!!

[identity profile] kazoogrrl.livejournal.com 2015-05-04 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
This is fascinating stuff, I'm looking forward to how addressing these issues changes things for you.

I have a feeling if I ever have this done the list will be quite long.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2015-05-04 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I wish I'd had this done before I ever had any problems! Would've saved me some pain and tears later.

[identity profile] kazoogrrl.livejournal.com 2015-05-05 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
My knees started giving me trouble in my early twenties and maintaing my health was the last thing on my mind. So, better late than never?