Monday morning reality check

[clevermanka]

I've been going through old emails and I found this one. I thought it particularly appropriate for this morning, especially considering events at last night's After Pub.

This is your Monday Morning Reality Check.

All indulgences, extravagances, and questionable actions performed over the weekend must be paid in full at this time. Or kept secret.

If you feel you have reached this message in error, or feel you have been overcharged for your conduct, please call Customer Service at 785-864-XXXX and one of our service representatives will be happy to assist you.

Thank you and have a day.

Comments

[angelbedwell.livejournal.com]

Uhm...wanna email me the scoop?

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Sent!

[redheadfae.livejournal.com]

Hey, no cryptic posts allowed!
heh.

[fantomas71.livejournal.com]

Motion seconded. So to speak.

[radcliffe.livejournal.com]

LOL!

That is simply great!!!!

I've got a grand imagination to fill in the missing bits ;)

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Yeah, too bad you came a bit late to the party. ;)

[rougewench.livejournal.com]

My dear...

I would like to hope that you never regret the games your time with me and my women might lead you to...

I am a great proponent of good cheap thrills...and my greatest belief about them is that they are never anything to apologize for...even to yourself.


D.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Oh, did that post imply regret? I just thought it was funny...

[rougewench.livejournal.com]

My dear, I didn't think for a moment you regretted a damn thing...I just tend to look out for the feelings of my women as they round out the entirety of the experience, and the sometimes interesting turns the same takes, lest someone finds themselves stretched farther than they would be normally...so to speak.

Call me a mother hen...a kinky one in spandex, but a mother hen nonetheless...


D.

[redheadfae.livejournal.com]

a kinky mother hen in spandex....
oh my! the visual that engenders!

thanks for the spark.

[angelbedwell.livejournal.com]

peep, peep, peep...

and the wings we nestle under are so amazing :)

DAMN! I can't believe I missed such fun...Ah well. Maybe next weekend we can have even more CHEAP THRILLS!

=)

mmmmm....... after pub..........

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear that you are enjoying the things faire has to offer!

[tessagratton.livejournal.com]

me too me too! what happened?