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clevermanka) wrote2019-12-27 09:50 am
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Friday Update
Guardian friends! Is Shen Wei shown to know about Zhang Shi (Zhao Xinci's Dixing symbiote) in canon?
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Bai Yu, how are you the same person?
I'm gonna wind up writing the sex worker AU myself, aren't I? (Bai Yu's body language in this gif is MASTERFUL)
If you watch these 20 seconds loop over and over it becomes a long afternoon of Zhao Yunlan reaching out and Shen Wei putting his hand back every time instead of kissing it like Zhao Yunlan wants him to.
1900s Gentlemen.
Pretty sure Zhu Yilong/Bai Yu could fit his legs through a chair like this.
More from that glorious Zhu Yilong in a forest photo shoot.
Snowy day fanart.
Not Guardian:
I despise the phrase big dick energy but this tweet about Oscar Isaac made me lol.
Thank you,
no_detective , for retweeting this bc otherwise I wouldn't have seen it and I love my cow creamer.
Birth years for The Untamed cast members. sighhhhhhhhh
Having an awkward time figuring out how to leave comments and kudos on the dSSS fic. I mean, there's not a lot of us, and I feel like it's pretty easy to figure out who wrote what simply by taking a look at who left kudos on a fic? Or can you leave kudos on your own fic? That would be HILARIOUS oh my god. I'm not trying it, tho.
Last night was my last sleep in my bed until after the New Year so I stayed in my gorgeous, perfect, beloved bed for nearly four hours after waking (at 5:30) before I had to get up because I was 1. dying for tea, and 2. needing a bathroom. Between Lady Hotspur, Yuletide and dSSS at least I have plenty of reading material.
Decided to go with the sparkly sheath dress instead of the boob-i-licious one for NYE. As mentioned, my boobs look real good in it, but it's just... well it's Just Very Beige and I think it'll work better for a summer occasion. Also, I know my comfortable wedge heel dancing boots will look acceptable (not great, but acceptable) with the sparkly dress and they absolutely would not look good with the beige.
Maybe I'll wear the beige one if I wind up having a belated 50th birthday party this summer.
Twitter:
Bai Yu, how are you the same person?
I'm gonna wind up writing the sex worker AU myself, aren't I? (Bai Yu's body language in this gif is MASTERFUL)
If you watch these 20 seconds loop over and over it becomes a long afternoon of Zhao Yunlan reaching out and Shen Wei putting his hand back every time instead of kissing it like Zhao Yunlan wants him to.
1900s Gentlemen.
Pretty sure Zhu Yilong/Bai Yu could fit his legs through a chair like this.
More from that glorious Zhu Yilong in a forest photo shoot.
Snowy day fanart.
Not Guardian:
I despise the phrase big dick energy but this tweet about Oscar Isaac made me lol.
Thank you,
Birth years for The Untamed cast members. sighhhhhhhhh
Having an awkward time figuring out how to leave comments and kudos on the dSSS fic. I mean, there's not a lot of us, and I feel like it's pretty easy to figure out who wrote what simply by taking a look at who left kudos on a fic? Or can you leave kudos on your own fic? That would be HILARIOUS oh my god. I'm not trying it, tho.
Last night was my last sleep in my bed until after the New Year so I stayed in my gorgeous, perfect, beloved bed for nearly four hours after waking (at 5:30) before I had to get up because I was 1. dying for tea, and 2. needing a bathroom. Between Lady Hotspur, Yuletide and dSSS at least I have plenty of reading material.
Decided to go with the sparkly sheath dress instead of the boob-i-licious one for NYE. As mentioned, my boobs look real good in it, but it's just... well it's Just Very Beige and I think it'll work better for a summer occasion. Also, I know my comfortable wedge heel dancing boots will look acceptable (not great, but acceptable) with the sparkly dress and they absolutely would not look good with the beige.
Maybe I'll wear the beige one if I wind up having a belated 50th birthday party this summer.

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Oh my gosh, SAME. :D Even in Guardian fandom our (delightful and wonderful!) penchant for leaving kudos on everything (which I reiterate is great!) means revealing authors through process of elimination. (I too checked to see if I could leave kudos on my own fic! For the sake of completeness! But I can't. There's no kudos option at all on our own fics. Unless we log out, of course defeating the purpose of subterfuge.)
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Thank you once again for collecting delicious pics, I hadn't seen the forest shoot yet and I love it. Also, cow creamer! bwee.
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Just not saying what I'd eventually like to try with the cane...
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FOREST FAIRY ZHU YILONG YES PLEASE
I call my cow creamer "the moo." It's one of the few pieces of property I've named (I don't even name cars) and I've had it for about, uh, 25 years =D
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AGREED. You know his inhuman beauty and slightly lost, bemused aspect have only one explanation - HE IS A FOREST FAE STUCK IN THE HUMAN WORLD. <3
"the moo" I love it :D
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Xiao Zhan is the same age as me but Wang Yibo is six years younger!? As someone who correctly predicted that Zhu Yilong must be older than Bai Yu (apparently a lot of people got that wrong?) but both had to be pretty close to me, I consider this a huge blemish on my age-prediction record, haha. Though I haven't actually watched The Untamed and Wang Yibo just kind of looks 25-ish (and Xiao Zhan, 18 at the most ^^) in stills, so.
That 1900s themed art! Amazing!
What sex worker AU!? I hadn't heard of this! (LOL)
That forest photo shoot is so darned pretty. (And I'm always gonna think of it as The Forest Fairy AU now, thanks
I've kind of guessed the authors of most of the Yuletide Guardian fics I read. Ngl, the kudos/comments helped when I was wavering between two possibilities. (I just really love guessing games, lols. Also - honest question - I don't get why an anon period even exists? Anonymous author or not, I only ever read what I read, so it makes absolutely no impact... Is it different for others?)
Had no idea what a cow creamer was before I read that thread (was too lazy to look it up whenever I encountered it in novels), so that was pretty enlightening XD
(Um. Why is this comment so long? Sorry for the spam!)
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Love your thoughts on Zhang Shi. I really want to read a fic about this! Have you seen one? I just want to read about this situation from all possible angles. He does know, he doesn't know, he finds out, when he finds out, how, etc.
ETA: Whoops! Hit reply instead of return.
SEX WORKER AU SEX WORKER AU! Based on the Skinny Hooker Bai Yu and Expensive Escort Zhu Yilong ads/photos. I stupidly stupidly did not put it as a request on my Sundial Exchange so now unless someone else asked and got it filled, I'm probably gonna wind up writing it myself. Because I need more bunnies. (I also want to write a Forest Fairy AU sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE ANONYMOUS PERIOD EITHER? WHY IS THIS A THING?
ETA 2: Actually, I know why I didn't put the Sex Worker AU as a request and that is I was worried how someone would write it bc I have friends who are sex workers and I didn't want someone to fetishize it. I basically just want a coffee shop AU where they're sex workers instead of baristas.
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Re: Shen Wei and Zhang Shi. You know, now that you mention it, I don't think I've seen even a single ficlet that deals with when/if SW knew. There are a few about Zhao Xinci and ZS and/or Zhao Yunlan and ZS, but nothing at all with SW and ZS. Hell, even stories that mention anything about ZXC and SW's interactions pre-series are few and far between. I guess it makes sense cos those are hardly popular characters/relationships, but, still... Wish I had any kind of creative writing ability left in me so that my many, many headcanons would manifest in the form of fic instead of comments/meta /o\
Oh, right! Now I know why I didn't notice the sex worker AU - cos RPS avoidance, haha. (Those two photo shoots are stunning, though!) But at the same time, I couldn't for the life of me imagine either Shen Wei or Zhao Yunlan as escorts, either, so it'd have to be RPF-based to be even remotely plausible... *Sigh* But if it were a coffee shop AU where they're sex workers instead of baristas even I might be persuaded to read it ^_^
A Forest Fae AU sounds utterly charming! *Is a horrible enabler*
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SAME.
I don't think I've seen even a single ficlet that deals with when/if SW knew. There are a few about Zhao Xinci and ZS and/or Zhao Yunlan and ZS, but nothing at all with SW and ZS.
WELP. *adds to bunny list*
I used to avoid RPF, too, but I've read a few lately that are more like roles than actual people and I'm enjoying them. Like this BTS fic I just started (god damn it boni) where it's obviously not the actual people because it talks about them going to school and holding down menial jobs. That's not their real lives ofc--it's just attaching faces and maybe some random aspects of a cultivated personality played for public consumption. The fics I can't enjoy seem real, like the ones that deal with state-sponsored homophobia and the illegality of their relationship. I love my angst, but only when it's fantasy angst. I hate thinking about, say, Zhu Yilong and Bai Yu actually being in love because it would be so incredibly dangerous and ruinous for them. I don't judge people for liking those stories, they're just my own personal squick.
a coffee shop AU where they're sex workers instead of baristas even I might be persuaded to read it ^_^
Well if I write it, y'all will be the first to know! I do wonder how to file that sort of thing on AO3, though... I don't think there's a fandom entry for "Skinny Hooker Bai Yu AU" XD.
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^_^ Maybe you could work it into The Deconstruction somehow...?
Hmm, I did read a T-rated RPF a couple weeks ago which was an HS AU (How to get the boy when you're broke, I think it was called - I believe someone rec'ced it here recently, too) and you're right, it was actually kind of fun - probably cos it was just like any other teen rom-com, only with the characters having the actors' names.
I hate thinking about, say, Zhu Yilong and Bai Yu actually being in love because it would be so incredibly dangerous and ruinous for them.
You know, I think this is one of the main reasons I avoid them, too! I also live in a country where same-sex relationships are illegal (not just "not legal," like in, say, Japan, but actually illegal), so I know exactly how life-ruining it would be to be not-straight in China (actually, no, China is probably worse, at least here you "only" get, like, 2 years hard labour or something). And for celebrities? Yikes! That's... *Shudders*
I don't judge people for liking those stories, they're just my own personal squick.
Oh, yep, me too!
Re: tagging, I think what other authors use is Bai Yu/Zhu Yilong character combinations?
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Oh god, yes. Yes, that's brilliant THANK YOU. I'm gonna owe SO many people thanks for their ingenious suggestions for Deconstruction.
Sorry you live somewhere that love isn't legal. It's so awful. What a world. I'm glad we can find comfort in each other and our stories. Hugs.
Thank you so much for that tag suggestions! That's perfect.
(also I have that HS AU fic marked for later! glad to know it's good)
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::weeps gently in the corner::
(I know it's going to be bad when they start with the year I was a junior in high school.)
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Well that was the year I started college, so...
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Jesus. Ugh, indeed.
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