My past visits my inbox

[clevermanka]

Guardian/adjacent:
Z1L Tongue!
How is he so damn awkward? Protect him!
When you realize your twin’s husband was actually hot and that your family has A Type
Lost Tomb Reboot character stats.
Fanart: tummy troubles.

Conversation about the AO3 elections continues on this post (locked to my access list)

I don't believe I've mentioned (had cause to mention) that the DA for the county where I live is a guy I went to school with from 6th grade through high school graduation--we were the same year. He's up for re-election this year and because I'm registered Democrat (groan) I get his emails. I stay on the mailing list, not because I ever read the emails, but it's such a trip to see emails from this dude who, when we were 13, was a typical sports jock who wore one of those personalized tee shirts that were popular in the early 80s that said "Charlie Horse."

This week's link dump at cm.net.

Comments

[calystarose]

HOW?! we don't even actually see his tongue and yet!!!! *expires*

lol how delightfully weird re: DA

[clevermanka]

Zhu Yilong's sexiness overcomes the need for explicit content. (not that we would turn it down of course)

Here's the DA's bio if you're interested. For a white dude lawyer, he could be a hell of a lot worse.

[roseconnelly]

I grew up with our (thankfully) former House of Representative, Kevin Yoder. I am not on a mailing list because I would never in my life vote for him. But, yeah, we used to ride dune buggies at my cousin's house when we were snot-nosed kids.

[clevermanka]

That's a riot and also deepest condolences.

[brandywine28]

I honestly don't know if I could vote for any of the boys I knew in the eighth grade, regardless of their politics. Makes me kinda glad no one I went to school with ever amounted to anything.

Oh! However! Guess who used to live down the street from Anthony Mother-effing Weiner!! GUESS. (Did you guess me? 'Cos I totally did. He randomly bought me a soda one time when I was, like, a quarter short at the bodega! I thought he was very nice!!)

[clevermanka]

Be glad he didn't ask for your phone number, I guess.

[brandywine28]

Haha. Even then, I was way past schoolgirl age, so -- never would've happened anyway. (Vom.)

But I *did* vote for him. Happily! *facepalms*

[tinny]

I am especially thankful that someone translated the Lost Tomb character relationship map (further down in the character stats thread). I'll surely forget all those faces three eps in, so that's going to come in handy.

[clevermanka]

Not to mention knowing the special skill of finding holes with two fingers! 😆

[naye]

I am overwhelmed with delight at how silly this canon is.