One person won the Powerball and it wasn't me

[clevermanka]

Dammit.

flydayfyve
This is a fun one!
1. So you've won a gazillion dollars and you invite all of your lj friends to a big party to celebrate your winnings and Christmas. Who wears the most divine outfit? radcliffe
2. Who wears the lampshade on their head? _mac_
3. Who immediately develops a cult of personality based on their wit and charm in the flesh? slackmistress
4. Who do you end up chatting the night away with in a corner? Chatting? Is that what we're doing here? Doesn't sound like the kind of party I usually host.
5. In your speech thanking them for coming, what is your key message? Are you safe to drive?
fridayfiver
1. Have you ever streaked? Nope.
2. Do you think streaking should be a crime? Nope.
3. Why do you think streaking is such a staple of college life? I didn't realize it still was.
4. If we tolerate streaking, what's the worst thing that could happen? The already dangerous drivers on Jayhawk Blvd. would pay even less attention to what they're doing.
5. C'mon. You're given $100,000 (US). Would ya streak? Depends on location. Here in town? No. I need to maintain some small level of dignity for my job. But in a city where nobody knew me? You're on.

Comments

[radcliffe.livejournal.com]

Awwww, you are very nice to me :>

And what fun 5s!!!

[malvito.livejournal.com]

Had to laugh at your title, because I was thinking the exact same thing this morning.

Of course, it makes less sense, because i didn't play the Powerball. It's reminiscent of a blonde joke I heard once, though I'll spare you the details.

[grnvixen.livejournal.com]

You are going to have to learn to focus this a little better :)!

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Just let me know when would be a good time to bring it by. Let me know a day or two ahead of time and I'll have it for ya!