I am so far behind I can't even see it from here

[clevermanka]

Things to which I cannot say "check" and move on:

Presents purchased for Daddy and Nana

Presents mailed

Dress for NYE sewn

House on Perry put in some sort of order for move-out

And those are just the musts as opposed to the would like tos:

Holiday cards sent

Presents for kijjohnson and mckitterick made

Treats for friends and co-workers baked

Sewing area organized

Exercise regimen started

Things I have barely managed to do:

Not alienate non-LJ friends who are undoubtedly feeling ignored

Cook at least four meals a week

Things I have managed to accomplish in spades:

Drink coffee

Stress about items in the first two lists

I fear I might have to back out of a social event this weekend due to Too Much Busy. Suck.

UPDATE: From starstraf comes this delightful inspiration. Can I just say dearvirginmarymotherofgod.

Comments

[stuology.livejournal.com]

We have not mailed out cards, nor have we bought presents for anybody. My house is a complete mess because when I'm home, I'm sleeping. Exercise? Again, sleeping. I've been living on delivery/eating out, but I don't think anybody would mind if I don't cook.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

You're pregnant. I think you're off the hook for this year. =)

[stuology.livejournal.com]

*whew*

I'm going to take a nap then, instead of clean my house.

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Yeah, I think you could pull that dress off.

Needs must sit down. That's more moxie than my poor heart can bear.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Heh. Heh heh.

I don't want to start a list of what I haven't done yet. No, I will focus on what is getting itself done now.

Chris

[kijjohnson.livejournal.com]

Eeeee! That is one h...h-- ho-- hot dress. I can't breathe properly.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_mac_/]

I think most of the added stress that people feel around the holidays is caused by long "to do" lists. The new yule tiding should be "Happy Holidays, now chill out and smoke a bowl"