Fives, briefly

[clevermanka]

thefridayfive
1. What is a fond holiday tradition from your childhood?
Eating absolutely stupid amounts of food.
2. If you could start a new holiday tradition, what would it be?
Eating absolutely stupid amounts of food and not gaining any weight.
3. What is your favorite Christmas song and who sings it?
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas--the Judy Garlarnd version.
4. Is there a certain event, food, television program, etc. that makes your Christmastime complete?
Not really. As long as it has appropriate amounts of butter and sugar and comes in mass quantities, it qualifies.
5. Does is traditionally snow where you live at Christmastime? If not, do you wish that it did?
No and an emphatic no.
flydayfyve
1. What is the worst car accident you've ever been in?
My car hydroplaned on I-35N right before the Southwest Parkway/Mission Road exit. I lost control and hit another car. This was in afternoon rush hour traffic. Honestly, I remember hardly any of it. I completely blanked out. My glasses flew off from hitting the other car, and I somehow got over to the side of the road without further incident. I did manage to hit only the one car.
2. Have you had an accident where you were totally at fault?
Yep.
3. One where they were at fault?
Yep.
4. Ever hit an inanimate object?
Uh, doesn't a car count here?
5. Ever watch someone else hit an inanimate object?
As in with their car? Actually, no.
fridayfiver
1. Describe the condition of your keyboard:
A little grubby, but not disgusting.
2. Can you sing, or are you always out of key?
I like to think I don't make eardrums bleed.
3. What keys do you carry with you?
House keys, office keys, car keys, used to carry my handcuff key.
4. What is the key to personal happiness?
Depends on the person.
5. What gets you keyed up?
Stupidity.