clevermanka | Afternoon goofing off

From

emeder. This was startlingly probable, with the exception of wanting to get revenge on

rowangolightly (for what? Being beautiful and talented? Well...ok, maybe).

How do you get your revenge, you homicidal maniac, you? by Chika-chan

Username

Your Age

The turning point for you was

Finding out that, unlike Grand Theft Auto hints, you can't actually go around running people over just because they're there and it's funny.

Your recruit as your partner-in-crime

writewench

Your weapon of choice is

High heeled shoes

You really, really want to get revenge against

rowangolightly

Because

Your music told you to do it.

You eventually get your revenge by

Blowing up the closest building, thanks to their less-than-average microwave.

Number of innocents you take down in the process

128

You plead

"Please, give me coffee. You guys have heaps, right? You just sit on your butts all day and eat donuts, right? Please feed me?"

Number of years you get sent to prison for anyway