clevermanka | Public Service Announcement

Public Service Announcement

About two hours ago, a black mood descended on me and settled in for what looks to be a long, dark afternoon. Just to let ya'll know. I'm not on the warpath, but I'm most certainly deep in a trench.

No, I'm not interested in talking about why. No, there's nothing anyone here can do to help. The issues involved are just Things I Have to Live With and Get Over Eventually. Which might take a few hours. Or days. We'll see. So don't take any potential wretched behavior personally. If I behave in an unacceptably rotten manner towards you, please feel free to call me on it so I can apologize.

In the meantime: slouch. glare.

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You were nice to me.
(and)
I'm feeling much better now!
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I'm certainly glad one of us is feeling better.

I was nice to you because you took "I am pissy and don't feel like talking" as an acceptable response. Then you sat quietly with me and didn't offer conversation. That sort of thing deserves my niceness and respect. Thank you.

Alright. I might as well take some responsibility.

It's my fault.

I should've known that the CDA files weren't enough to convert into MP3s. It was inexcusably foolish of me. And now it's ruined your mood.

What can I say but, "I'm sorry?" I apologize! Mea culpa! I'm a terrible person!

I throw myself on your mercy.

*whimper*

If you were here in person, I'd show you "mercy."

You know, I haven't given someone a good beating in a fuck of a long time. I wish I knew a serious masochist interested in a thorough whalloping, no sex attached.

Just feel fortunate that I'm in a bashful mood, or would have been treated to my all-time favorite mood enhancer.

Crank calls! Wheeeee!

Well, and I'm at work, so I wouldn't be able to say how I really feel since I share an office with two other people.

Exactly. Bwahahahahahahahah!

That's it. I'm not answering any phone calls that come from off-campus for the rest of the afternoon.

I wonder if I can talk somebody into transferring me to your line...?

"Hello! Hello? I know you! You the lady who kick my dog! You sumbeeyotch! Why you kick my dog?"

Sometime, I'm going to have to tell you about the ever-popular "little kid calling for his mommy" gag.

too bad I'm so far away...

I could totally do the sex part myself afterwards....

We'd be quite a team.

but my kitchen can't handle splattered curry. so, just no throwing food, and we'll be fine.

No, no throwing food. Wasting good food is a crime and would make me very unhappy.

shouldn't that be very unhappier? No that's not right.

Eh, fuck it.

FUCK IT ALL I SAY!!!!

I'm not unhappy. I'm angry and irritable.

I'd like to fuck something, that's for damn sure.

*bites tongue*

Your glare... intrigues me.

You. Me. Some form of random Saturday-related hooliganism.

Whaddaya say?

Am I the only one who imagined him saying that in a Worf voice?

More Worf-like than his normal voice, I mean.

Which makes the Love Monkey all the more odd.

Out. Standing.

yeah, that's what I heard, too.

Alas, this Saturday I'm booked up. I'm free almost all of Sunday, though. Completely free until 4p.

Such a shame... as I'm going to catch The Hills Have Eyes on Friday night, I'll be all ready for mutant hooliganism on Saturday.

Still... Sunday sounds like a good excuse for breakfast. Your town or mine?

Let's say my town. I'm in KC all day Saturday at various functions and won't be back in Larryville until the wee hours.

If you're up for it, there's a nice "biker bar" (it's too clean of a place to not put it in quotes) in N. Lawrence that was practially empty when I went for breakfast last Sunday. Mighty tasty, and cheap.

Email me and we can work out details.

Biker bar, my ass,
it's a Harley-Davidson themed Hooters, really.
and also one of my fave places.

hee.
But who can balk at no waiting for breakfast on a weekend, eh?

it's a Harley-Davidson themed Hooters, really

Roya, shame on you. The girls working a Slow-Ride are miles and away cooler (and yet, hotter!) than the skanks at Hooters. =D

Okay, that's true... I was only thinking of the decor.
How about Harley-Davidson themed um... whatever place has really cute, young waiterai?

And that icon is fucked up.

Let she without the fetal panda icon cast the first stone!

I'll happily hold down whoever you'd like to bitchslap. A little bitchslapping would do a world of good.

D.

I know REAL drink might would be of more assistance, but...

have a drink & a smile

Ok. That. That's just wrong.

My eyes! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

that scares me.

I would already have to be one drink away from passing out before I could drink that. Egad.

he's so friendly looking, dontcha think? ;-)

I have a couple of candidates you can hold down and bitch-slap....

I know what it is like to be in that mood, and people trying to help usually doesn't help, so I won't.

I hope your curry tonight helps to tame it somewhat, and I hope whatever caused it isn't something that will be long-term.

people trying to help usually doesn't help

I applaud you for being one of the rare, enlightened beings on the planet who realizes that.

I'm feeling a bit better today...but who knows.

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