This managed to make me laugh

[clevermanka]

OK, this is funny. On the wall outside my office, someone put up a sign:

"Pinch (the secretary whose name begins with L but is not yours truly) and Run. She's Not Wearing Green."

I'm not wearing green today, either, but you'll notice nobody's suggesting that anyone try to pinch me.

Heh.

EDIT: And this also managed to make me smile.

Your Stripper Song Is

Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you You let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you You let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides Help me I've got no soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.

What Song Should You Strip To?

I was a bit confounded by the fact that there wasn't an "all of the above" option for the first question, but I soldiered bravely on despite my uncertainty.

Fact: I have never, technically, stripped for anyone. Lap dances? Too many to count. But not one actual striptease. I'd probably get caught in my sleeve or something.

Comments

[bountifulpots.livejournal.com]

I'd pinch you, but only in a fun way... ;)

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure if you are not wearing green you would prefer a spanking. ;) Which reminds me, check your e-mail

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I'm not really in a "getting spanked" mood. However, if you know anyone who wants to offer themselves up for a sound thrashing, let me know.

[arian1.livejournal.com]

*PINCH*

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

No one is going to try and pinch you today unless they want to get decked.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Some days, yes, what fun! Pinchy-pinchy! Today, no. Not so much. At all.

[akaashben.livejournal.com]

That was my stripper song, as well! But, unlike you, people would run from the room screaming and clawing their eyes if I were to actually dance/strip. hehe.

[lionsaoi.livejournal.com]

What Song Should You Strip To? (http://www.blogthings.com/whatsongshouldyoustriptoquiz/)

Maybe you should be the official "No Green Punisher" for the department? Get that aggression out, all with a lovely dose of irony!

[lionsaoi.livejournal.com]

OH... and I *swear* is was the choice of a purple g-string that got me this song! What's wrong with purple?

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I Knew Better, a rare feat for me.

[angelbedwell.livejournal.com]

me...I'd like you to thrash me!!! And I could become really annoying if that would help! =)

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I'd like you to thrash me

No, you wouldn't. Seriously.

I could become really annoying

Not if you were hog-tied with a ball gag in your mouth.

Aw come on...

[angelbedwell.livejournal.com]

imagine me hog-tied with a ball gag in my mouth still trying to sing "the sun'll come out tomorrow" my butt up in the air...you know you'd spank me!

;)

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

OK people, the line forms on the right, no pushing, sign this waiver....

Re: Aw come on...

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I don't think you have a good grasp of the logistics involved in being hog-tied. Very little "butt up in the air" going on. Very little attempts to sing, too, I'd guess, after about, oh, five seconds.

Really. You have No. Idea.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

*wicked smile*

Now wouldn't that be nice?

Re: Aw come on...

[angelbedwell.livejournal.com]

I.Rescind.My.Offer.

;)

Re: Aw come on...

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

A wise choice, my dear. =)

Re: Aw come on...

[solan-t.livejournal.com]

Hog-tied.. now, is that where the hands and feet are behind one, or in front of one?

Re: Aw come on...

[angelbedwell.livejournal.com]

Well your butt's not in the air that much I know ;)

Re: Aw come on...

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Behind. Wrists and ankles all bound together as close as possible, behind the person.

I thought about doing a web search for an image, but, um...no. =D

Re: Aw come on...

[solan-t.livejournal.com]

'Sall right. Seen it. Ain't saying where..... (other than, "hogtied' pretty much covers it...)

[professormass.livejournal.com]

We got the same song from that meme. Heh.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

It's a damn fine song.

Re: Aw come on...

[rougewench.livejournal.com]

There is a tasteful, and worksafe photo illustrating a good variation on the technique here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogtie). Wikipedia FTW!


D.

Re: Aw come on...

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

OMG. I love the addition of the headstrap!!!! It would drive me absolutely nuts if it was on me (nuts not in a good way), but it looks so pretty on someone else!

[curieuse.livejournal.com]

SSH - I told my cool class they would get 10 bonus points on their quiz if they could prove they pinched L.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

HA! That's funny. I suppose I should be on the lookout for nervous-looking undergrads in my office, then.