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clevermanka) wrote2006-05-22 10:43 am
clevermanka) wrote2006-05-22 10:43 am
What's in a name
A stripper name, actually. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
roya_spirit sent this to me.
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Star
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooters
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice
Diamond Sparklejugs? Oh hell no.
I'm very sad that Sam's Club no longer carries the giant tubs of shiitake mushrooms. Or my favorite cheese-filled pasta, Or dried granny smith apple slices. Plus a handful of other items I miss quite a bit. I might cancel my membership and join the CostCo flock since my favorite specialty items don't seem to be making it to Sam's shelves anymore. Perhaps I could begeverflame or cedarsong to pick me up the Black Diamond Aged Cheddar every once in a while.
House cleaning efforts met with acceptable if not outstanding success. The bathroom is sparkling, the kitchen looks great, the bedroom is okay, and the living room only needs vacuumed. Let us not speak of the sewing room and closet.
I have a three-week hiatus until the next yoga class. I don't mind missing the drive to Baldwin, but three weeks without Gopi or any after-class burfi treats? That's rough.
roya_spirit sent this to me. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Star
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooters
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice
Diamond Sparklejugs? Oh hell no.
I'm very sad that Sam's Club no longer carries the giant tubs of shiitake mushrooms. Or my favorite cheese-filled pasta, Or dried granny smith apple slices. Plus a handful of other items I miss quite a bit. I might cancel my membership and join the CostCo flock since my favorite specialty items don't seem to be making it to Sam's shelves anymore. Perhaps I could beg
everflame or cedarsong to pick me up the Black Diamond Aged Cheddar every once in a while.House cleaning efforts met with acceptable if not outstanding success. The bathroom is sparkling, the kitchen looks great, the bedroom is okay, and the living room only needs vacuumed. Let us not speak of the sewing room and closet.
I have a three-week hiatus until the next yoga class. I don't mind missing the drive to Baldwin, but three weeks without Gopi or any after-class burfi treats? That's rough.