Some days it's good to be a secretary

[clevermanka]

And now for what must be the Most Awesomely Unintentional Dirty Printer Error ever in the History of Man:

"UNEXPECTED SIZE IN TRAY 2"

I laughed so hard I cried.

Comments

[cskippy2000.livejournal.com]

As a draftsman, I work with erection drawings all day. The instances of opportunity when I can say "That's what she said" around here are astoundingly frequent. One must maintain composure around engineers with no sense of humor.
It's so hard.
That's what she said.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

One must maintain composure around engineers with no sense of humor.

I always enjoyed baiting the clueless computer guys when I worked at the Comp Center on campus. Few things give more joy than observing the hapless embarrassment of a CS engineer getting Groucho Marx eyebrow-wiggling from a female undergrad.

I imagine, though, it's not so easily forgiven coming from a guy. Stupid sexism, ruining your dirty-joke opportunities!

[cskippy2000.livejournal.com]

I think that's why they sat me next to the only woman in the office. Not that I would mind that, but it does keep me in line, and I always know when she's coming so I can alt+tab real quick when I'm trying to find nude pictures of elderly celebrities instead of working.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I always know when she's coming

*insert Groucho-Marx eyebrows here*

[cskippy2000.livejournal.com]

See? I just can't help it.

[curieuse.livejournal.com]

Soooo funny.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad another girl (besides everflame) got a giggle out of this.

[theoneinblue.livejournal.com]

freakin' awesome...;D

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Yay!!! (see my relief at curieuse's comment, above)

My gutter-brain-comrade everflame is off line most of today and I was worried that not many people were going to join me in my juvenile giggling fit.

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

I have also giggled.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Hurray for dirty girls!

[redheadfae.livejournal.com]

OH, yes! I've totally gotten that one and laughed my ass off too.
.. and it can be taken dirty soooo many ways.

How about "please clear ejection tray"?

[socialdragnfly.livejournal.com]

I had an error that said...
"Please insert larger size"

LOL

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Ouch! Dissed by a printer!

[socialdragnfly.livejournal.com]

I had tons of joy shoving a larger size in it to make it squeel with joy!!

[scary-manilow.livejournal.com]

I've seen this message beforw-- in fact, I took a picture of the warning pop-up when it happened, but it was so long ago that I don't even remember where I stashed the photo (this was so long ago I have an ACTUAL PAPER PHOTO OF IT!)

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

That's fantastic!