Kitty

[clevermanka]

An actual one-act play that just took place in my house.

(Chernobyl Red begins to refill Fetish Kitty's Rubbermaid container of food from large Science Diet bag)

Fetish Kitty: Meow! Meow!

Chernobyl Red: Be quiet.

Fetish Kitty: Meow!

Chernobyl Red: Hush! You're not getting fed right now.

Fetish Kitty: Meow! Meow!

(Chernobyl Red carries container back to kitchen, Fetish Kitty follows, meowing)

Chernobyl Red: (sternly) Fetish!

(Fetish Kitty puts her ears back and lays low against the ground)

Fetish Kitty: Mrrrrrrr.

Chernobyl Red: No. You're not getting any more food. Seriously. There is still food on your plate from this morning. Look. Seriously. Go look.

(Fetish Kitty goes over to plate, sniffs it, and looks up at Chernobyl Red)

Fetish Kitty: *sigh*

Chernobyl Red: o_O

Apparently my cat now understands full sentences. Scary.

Comments

[verminiusrex.livejournal.com]

What do you mean *now* understands full sentences? Those little beasts have understood all along, I thought you knew that. It's us that have just begun to crack their language. So far "Meow" seems to mean several variations of "Dance, puppet, dance!"

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! What a smart kitty!

[cmt2779.livejournal.com]

I have enacted that same scene so many times with my kitties. I'm convinced that they totally understand everything I say. They only sometimes deign to act on my suggestions or acknowledge my commentary.

[kalimeg.livejournal.com]

Worse still, some of the actually speak English -- I have heard it myself and it floored me completely.

Gotta watch out for those furbags.

Besides, likely the complaint was that the food from the morning was now stale.