Spam

[clevermanka]

The following is copied and pasted from one of 0's most recent spam emails. We've been getting a ton of them, despite the spam filters. This one is priceless, though. I think it came all in one big paragraph, but I am sectioning it out blank verse style.

Something to think about:
In nostrils, the failure will yell, revolve not
Where torch peels through pondering,
plainly,
The llama makes, as if the key is a clump.

Breaks succulently, wordlessly, like meanings speaking, darkly
What smelly shadow of tree within the airborne rockets!
Car had a queen, which was not at all a sky.
Openly seducing, the drug quotes as cheese.
Intelligent grasshopper as a torch exposes about the long fear, Alas,
the soul has beckoned quite positively,
pondering Its vessel
dressed in the night of a loaf.

Comments

[c3fyn.livejournal.com]

I think I'd rather have weird modernist/absurdist/dada/whatever poetry SPAM than what I typically get...hell, I'd support a little diveristy in SPAM, if I'm doomed to get the crap no matter what I do...let's hear it for Congress refusing, yet again, to address the issue!