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clevermanka) wrote2011-05-18 12:22 pm
clevermanka) wrote2011-05-18 12:22 pm
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Bye-bye bacon
Looks like bacon is on my rarely-if-ever list now.
I made some a few days ago, and noticed swelling afterward. "Salt," I thought. "Just water bloat."
Then I started swelling after every meal like I used to. Big bloat. Hanging-out-over-my-waistband bloat. I-can-rest-my-belly-on-my-desk bloat. I cooked up the second half of the pound on Monday night, and I'm still swelling in a significant manner every time I eat.
I've noticed a decrease in the amount of swelling post-meal over the past few weeks (always a little, but nothing egregious), and the immediate return to my previous swelling tendencies immediately after eating bacon is a little too timely to be coincidental.
So good-bye bacon. Maybe I'll be able to visit a couple times a year, like on my birthday or Thanksgiving. In the meantime, I'll miss you. I'll have our mutual friends say hello for me now and then. Be good to yourself, you delectable indulgence, you.
I made some a few days ago, and noticed swelling afterward. "Salt," I thought. "Just water bloat."
Then I started swelling after every meal like I used to. Big bloat. Hanging-out-over-my-waistband bloat. I-can-rest-my-belly-on-my-desk bloat. I cooked up the second half of the pound on Monday night, and I'm still swelling in a significant manner every time I eat.
I've noticed a decrease in the amount of swelling post-meal over the past few weeks (always a little, but nothing egregious), and the immediate return to my previous swelling tendencies immediately after eating bacon is a little too timely to be coincidental.
So good-bye bacon. Maybe I'll be able to visit a couple times a year, like on my birthday or Thanksgiving. In the meantime, I'll miss you. I'll have our mutual friends say hello for me now and then. Be good to yourself, you delectable indulgence, you.