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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2004-04-14 03:59 pm

I think he means the other one

Aquarius Horoscope for week of April 15, 2004

Please try to be a little more boring this week, Aquarius. The swarming melodrama you call your life has become waaaayyyy too interesting. You've got more superheated plots and subplots going on than a Mexican soap opera. People are spreading such extremely entertaining gossip about you that you may be hard-pressed to live up to your growing reputation. Having said all that, however, I want to emphasize that I'm only asking you to turn down the excitement level one notch, and no more. You just need to shift from outrageous pandemonium to wild intrigue.


I don't think I've ever read a Rob Brezsny horoscope that was so far off the mark for me. I work very hard to keep my life anything but a swarming melodrama.

The fact that I typed in a very long LJ entry this afternoon and then lost it was pretty dramatic. Maybe that counts. But neither outrageous pandemonium nor wild intrigue applies to this particular Aquarius. I prefer it that way, thanks.

When I've recovered (emotionally) from the entry loss of today, I'll re-create it. And I'll have picture links available by then, too. So I guess it's best that way. Avoids all that undesirable suspense. Perhaps this is how I can turn down my excitement level by a notch. Woo.

Re: outrageous pandemonium

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It's never been a big deal for me since I never post anything very long, introspective, or worthy of more than 3 or 4 minutes writing time. Guess I learned my lesson, though!