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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2013-03-31 10:20 am
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It wasn't the mayo

If I can trust the pulse test for food sensitivity, my body is okay with duck egg mayonnaise. Also, my tummy felt fine after eating. Maybe I was just cold? Maybe it was the tea? Who knows. It could've been sunspots. In any case, FUCK YEAH MAYONNAISE.

Today I gotta finish straightening up the house (read: Hide The Porn) in preparation for Wednesday's arrival of the parental units.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! So glad you can eat mayo.
What is it about duck eggs that makes them non-reactive compared to chicken eggs?

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*shrug*

Dunno.

[identity profile] msmitti.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Today I gotta finish straightening up the house (read: Hide The Porn)"

HA HA HA HA!

[identity profile] shrijani.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I am SO GLAD it wasn't the mayo!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
ME TOO

[identity profile] sherwood21.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
The Brit says it's because duck eggs are a different kind of protein than chicken eggs - like the difference between steak and pork. I would've thought an egg was an egg, but apparently not.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes sense! I know some people are allergic to chicken. I am SO GLAD that's not me.

[identity profile] kalimeg.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh gee -- Kitty on the pot is a hoot.

[identity profile] aprilstarchild.livejournal.com 2013-04-01 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
is the porn normally sitting out?!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-04-01 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. Kinda? It's on a very visible bookshelf, anyway.

[identity profile] aprilstarchild.livejournal.com 2013-04-01 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I always keep the bookshelf of sexy books etc. in my bedroom, but that's me.

Hide the Porn

[identity profile] carmy-w.livejournal.com 2013-04-01 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You remind me of myself so much sometimes it's SCARY. :D

Re: Hide the Porn

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-04-01 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Image

[identity profile] nottygypsy.livejournal.com 2013-04-02 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I remember the christmas my Mom & Dad came and I forgot we had porn poem refrigerator magnets on the fridge. Mom got a drink, and started squinting at the fridge and I was all "OUT, OUT OF THE KITCHEN!" I put up a piece of wrapping paper over it every year after.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-04-02 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME.

[identity profile] darkgaze2002.livejournal.com 2013-04-02 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Mayo is cool!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-04-02 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
MAYO IS DELICIOUS. Especially home-made mayo. NOM.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! So glad you can eat mayo.
What is it about duck eggs that makes them non-reactive compared to chicken eggs?

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*shrug*

Dunno.

[identity profile] msmitti.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Today I gotta finish straightening up the house (read: Hide The Porn)"

HA HA HA HA!

[identity profile] zitronenhai.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I am SO GLAD it wasn't the mayo!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
ME TOO

[identity profile] sherwood21.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
The Brit says it's because duck eggs are a different kind of protein than chicken eggs - like the difference between steak and pork. I would've thought an egg was an egg, but apparently not.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes sense! I know some people are allergic to chicken. I am SO GLAD that's not me.

[identity profile] kalimeg.livejournal.com 2013-03-31 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh gee -- Kitty on the pot is a hoot.

[identity profile] aprilstarchild.livejournal.com 2013-04-01 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
is the porn normally sitting out?!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-04-01 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. Kinda? It's on a very visible bookshelf, anyway.

[identity profile] aprilstarchild.livejournal.com 2013-04-01 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I always keep the bookshelf of sexy books etc. in my bedroom, but that's me.

Hide the Porn

[identity profile] carmy-w.livejournal.com 2013-04-01 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You remind me of myself so much sometimes it's SCARY. :D

Re: Hide the Porn

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-04-01 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Image

[identity profile] nottygypsy.livejournal.com 2013-04-02 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I remember the christmas my Mom & Dad came and I forgot we had porn poem refrigerator magnets on the fridge. Mom got a drink, and started squinting at the fridge and I was all "OUT, OUT OF THE KITCHEN!" I put up a piece of wrapping paper over it every year after.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-04-02 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME.

[identity profile] darkgaze2002.livejournal.com 2013-04-02 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Mayo is cool!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2013-04-02 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
MAYO IS DELICIOUS. Especially home-made mayo. NOM.