Today I venture out of the house

[clevermanka]

I absolutely must go to the grocery store.

For breakfast I managed to get down two out of the three sardines in the can (solid food yay!). Canned fish is the only non-frozen protein in the house. Which is fine, I generally like sardines and I don't really care what I eat right now since nothing tastes good anyway. But I really need to pull some stuff out of the freezer, get some vegetables, and figure out what the hell to prep for food for next week.

With luck, I'll have energy this afternoon to go see Jupiter Ascending.

At least the weather is beautiful! Sunny with a projected high of 66 today. It's like the world is welcoming me back.

Seen on Tumblr:


So, devoured by my own existence. Seems reasonable.

Comments

[indybaggins.livejournal.com]

eaten out by my family! ...that's oddly specific and vaguely incestuous? Not that I'm complaining ;)

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I guess if you really like your family.

[stuology.livejournal.com]

Buried Alive by Hugs. Even my death is boring.

At least my initials aren't NJ.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Ew. Small blessings.

[ms-danson.livejournal.com]

And mine is…. nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope oh gawd

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I think the Juggalos would've been worse, but only because of their makeup.

[the-lucky-nun.livejournal.com]

Fucked By Everything? Boring. My maiden name gives me "Fucked By Pro-lifers", which is ten times funnier.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I feel I lucked out with mine.

[msmitti.livejournal.com]

jeezus. I'm tortured by my failures.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

That's...pretty funny, actually.

[msmitti.livejournal.com]

it's funny because it's true.

[seascribe.livejournal.com]

*cheers you on*

I am SO EXCITED about Jupiter Ascending, I can barely stand it. Looking forward to your review.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

My short review is: Fun, Gorgeous, and a Hot Mess. I liked it. Eighty bazillion problems and plot holes and unresolved sub-plots that really weren't necessary to begin with, but I'm very glad I saw it in the theater. If nothing else, it's gorgeous.

[seascribe.livejournal.com]

I am so, so excited.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_luaineach/]

Run over by my failures.

Alas.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I admit loving all the deaths that are brought about by oneself.

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

Penetrated by proliferates this is an oxy oxy moron I could not help but point out!