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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2004-09-17 12:43 pm
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Argh

My day just went from "Bang Head Here" to "Jump Off Bridge."

I spent most of my morning (you know, the parts that weren't spent on LJ and email) fiddling with a website for an ad-hoc committee in the department. They want a random changing image on the page, like the one on the English department website. When I created that, I lifted the HTML from the main KU site and now I can't figure out how I did it. Nothing works. I pasted the HTML into the new document, didn't work. Fiddled. Didn't work. Grrrr. So I decided to take a little break. Left my desk, went to check my mailbox, ate some peas. Came back to my desk and tried to access the file again. My U:/ drive on the shared server is unavailable.

This is the third time this week that fucking server has failed. Since making my life miserable way back in January, our so called LAN "Support Services" has done precious little to endear themselves to me. In fact, I'd like to go down there with a crowbar and do a little endearing of my own. If it didn't look like rain (and here's another shout out to all you idiots who were stupid enough to say, out loud, "Oh it looks like you'll have good weather for dancing this weekend"--shut it!) I'd go out for a long walk. Pity there are no short piers around.

[identity profile] normalcyispasse.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
I've been known to fiddle with HTML once in a while; in fact, I've been employed more than once as a professional webmaster, and I have been responsible for the creation of two successful commercial websites.
I may not be a codemonkey much anymore, but I can still tinker with some text-edited goodness. If you want me to take a look at it for you, give me a holler and I'll see what I can do.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
HOLLER!!!! Where are you? Any chance you're on campus today?

[identity profile] normalcyispasse.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not on campus right now, but I could be if necessary. Alternately, I could get the source and put it all together on my local machine.
I'm supposed to be at the gym at 3, so I could theoretically just bring my gym clothes up and hit the gym when I'm done. . .
--B.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
I got it. [livejournal.com profile] worldforger found a website that spelled it all out for me. Wooop! Thanks for the offer, though!

[identity profile] normalcyispasse.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, no problem. Sorry I couldn't help. ;)
I'm glad you figured it out, though!

[identity profile] radcliffe.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Care to share? I think having rotating images i=on the first page of my site would be rockin.

:>

[identity profile] rougewench.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
The pool of storm looks quite isolated. Weather.com still shows good weather for the weekend in Bonner Springs. Frankly I'd rather it rain a bit tonight to keep the dust down...so long as it doesn't rain Saturday and Sunday proper.


D.

[identity profile] worldforger.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.hypergurl.com/randomimage.html

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. I hear what can only be described as angels singing the Hallelujah chorus. Or is that Madeline Khan doing "Oh sweet mystery of Life, at last I've found you?" Hard to tell.

Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] worldforger!

Now if/when I get access to my files again, I'll see if I can get that to work.

[identity profile] worldforger.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
You're quite welcome. If that one doesn't serve your purposes, please let me know and I can dig up something else.
:-)

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
It's aliiiiiive! It's aliiiiiive!

Thanks a million.

[identity profile] radcliffe.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
AH, had I only scrolled down- thanks for the link!

[identity profile] angelbedwell.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
*angels singing the Hallelujah chorus*

Well its a solo but here goes:

Hallelujah...Hallelujah...For he shall reign forever and ever....forever...and ever....Hallelujah!

Angel
BTW: You know I'm so going to sing that for you tomorrow. It's a got a good beat I"m pretty sure you can dance to it ;)

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
I think I prefer the Madeline Khan one... ;)

so called LAN "Support Services"

[identity profile] green-tara76.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing more annoying than worthless IT monkeys. Skip the crowbar: take the Cluebat!
Image

Re: so called LAN "Support Services"

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard it referred to as a "clue by four."

Re: so called LAN "Support Services"

[identity profile] green-tara76.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!

[identity profile] angelbedwell.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You should see my IT monkey....YUMMY! And he also fixes stuff efficiently too...

:)

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2004-09-17 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I did see your IT, monkey, remember? While I wouldn't necessarily take a crowbar to him, I can certainly think of other amusements.