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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2009-01-05 04:15 pm
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Taste

Here is a lesson I learned yesterday:

Taste buds work for more than just determining if something is yummy or not.

When I visit the Giant Store Of Ethnic Food Goodness that is Saraga's International Grocery in Indianapolis, I stock up on fun stuff I can't get here or in KC. Five-pound bags of black or red rice. Guava paste. Dried mushrooms. Interesting varieties of beans.

I usually buy beans on the basis of if I think they're pretty. Last time, one in particular caught my eye, both for the pleasant shape and the name: Lupini Beans. This weekend I thought I would cook them up and use them in a Broad-Bean style recipe. Just the beans, olive oil, garlic, salt, and some sliced Serrano Ham. I'd never made Lupini Beans before, so after what I thought was an appropriate cooking time, I took one out to check for doneness. It was not only not done, it was one of the nastiest bitter-tasting things I'd ever had in my mouth. It was like chewing asprin. Awful. The package didn't have any special directions (crazy foreigners, selling me things and figuring I know what I'm doing), so I looked up Lupini Beans on the Big Box of Knowledge. Well, it turns out that Lupini Beans have toxic levels of alkaline in them if not prepared properly, and the process takes at least five days of a brine soak after cooking (being sure to change the salt solution once daily).

Taste buds apparently know what they're doing. If the tongue says "Dude, don't eat that," you should probably listen.

[identity profile] cskippy2000.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Duly freakin' noted!!!!

Wow.

[identity profile] radcliffe.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah, how on earth!

It sometimes amazes me how people figure out how to make things edible. Hope they are tasty enough to be worth the hassle!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It sometimes amazes me how people figure out how to make things edible

I thought the exact same thing. I mean, like, what? They couldn't find non-toxic beans?

I'll be sure to post about how they turn out...next week.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yah.. like who was the first person who thought,
"Let's see what that thing that comes out of a chicken's butt tastes like.. euwww, let's boil it first?"

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Eggs I can understand...they saw other animals eating bird eggs, so why not?

The one I will never comprehend? Lobsters. Seriously. Who first thought lobsters would be good to eat?

[identity profile] kalimeg.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
The same folks who ate crawdads?

[identity profile] geekmom.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
People eat other sorts of bugs. Why not the really large ocean dwelling kind?

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! and that's another... "let's boil it first"
Maybe fire was the start of it all.

[identity profile] nataliesee.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa. Like whoaWHOA.

[identity profile] kalimeg.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ew my! What a lesson!

You can get rather nice dried mushrooms at CostCo. I have acquired both shitake and other mushrooms dried and packaged in rather large sacks.

I may have to go out for Chinese tonight. That is always a good thing to do.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
CostCo does have decent dried mushrooms. But they're a lot more expensive.

I got a giant bag of dried shiitake mushrooms (about the size--not weight--of a bag of cat litter) for I think $30 at Saraga's. Awesome!

[identity profile] kalimeg.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! To get something the weight of a bag of cat litter in dried mushrooms it would have to be a sack the size of a compact car!

[identity profile] curieuse.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Lupini beans are DELICIOUS - but I've only had them in this form:

http://ruggierosmarket.com/store/images/lupini16.jpg

(Pickled in a jar)

I grew up eating this at my friend's house -- her family is Italian and they have these all the time, along with various types of olives. They pop out of their little hulls when squeezed, kind of like edamame, but are much more tasty and wonderful to me!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That's basically how I'll be eating these...in five days. =D

It's good to talk to someone who understands my love of beans. Mmmmm!

Beeeeeeeeens! Beware!

[identity profile] femfataleatron.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Many types of bean, including soy, contain "anti- nutrients" that require processing to be removed. Raw soy beans contain large quantities of enzyme (trypsin) inhibitors that block your ability to digest protein. Mung beans can be used to create nerve gas! Christopher McCandless may have died from eating some wild beans.

Re: Beeeeeeeeens! Beware!

[identity profile] normalcyispasse.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Christopher McCandless may have died from eating some wild beans.

It's my understanding that this almost certainly contributed to his death.

Re: Beeeeeeeeens! Beware!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Mung beans can be used to create nerve gas!

Delightful. Mung beans are one of my favorites.

yes. seriously.

Re: Beeeeeeeeens! Beware!

[identity profile] femfataleatron.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, castor beans, not mung beans. I just like to say mung... mung... Mung beans are cute and harmless, unless you choke on them... they were recently moved from the genus Phaseolus to Vigna... I like to say vigna too. Perhaps I've had too much coffee. (Rubiaceae is more of a seed than a bean...)I'll shut up now.

Re: Beeeeeeeeens! Beware!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, great. Thanks. What the hell am I supposed to do with all these Mung beans now if I can't make nerve gas?

I thought moving from Phaseolus to Vigna required the services of a specialty surgeon.

Re: Beeeeeeeeens! Beware!

[identity profile] femfataleatron.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Make dahl?
Maybe such things can be done with the proverbial magic beans? Sadly, the reassigned beans refused to comment on their transformation, citing the extreme impoliteness of botany jokes, and that they are not that sort of plant.

[identity profile] normalcyispasse.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Lydia, you're fucked. Now you're going to turn into a werewolf.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Goddamnit. I already have enough excess facial hair!!!!

[identity profile] geekmom.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's why tastebuds were invented.

[identity profile] pamelonian.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever was cooking at your house when I dropped off those dishes sure smelled good. I hope the beans turn out OK.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! That was the chili. No beans in my chili, though. Oh, wait! I was cooking beans for a different dish, though. Broad beans. Recipe post coming today!
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[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry you didn't know.

Ha! Oh well, life's all about learning!

[identity profile] amjhawk.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Almonds used to be poisonous. I guess people would find the rare, mutant nonpoisonous one and eat it, until eventually most were selected for being not poisonous. Still, I bet that was a fun process.