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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2010-06-28 12:23 pm
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Inescapable nature

Last night was all nightmares and too-hot-bedroom-temperature. Not restful.

The dream I remember was me saving a friend (her name was Gwen) from her alien husband who planned to murder her. The best part of it was when we had to crash-back out of her garage door in order to get on the road before he could jump on the car. As we were running over the bumps and wood and rails of the garage door, I thought to myself "Was that really necessary? The driving through the door business?" So I re-wound the dream to where we got into the car. I started the engine and hit the electronic door button. Husband opened the door from the house to the garage before it was even a few feet up, though, and I realized, with some regret, "Nope. Gotta crash through the door. What a mess."

Ah, yes. Organized and methodical, with a desire for tidiness even when being chased. In my nightmares. By murderous aliens.

[identity profile] tessagratton.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha. Ha. Ha. This is awesome. <3

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
When I remember my dreams, they're always doozies!

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Superb.

Now if you'd had Woody Harrelson driving, part of crash-backing would also have included switching gears and gunning it into forward to run the fucking alien over.

And the fact that I thought of that probably has something to do with my own nature.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
When we had to back out the second time, he almost jumped on the car. I didn't want to take any chances. He was an agile little fucker.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)

ROFL

[identity profile] nataliesee.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect icon pairing! I'm jealous that you can rewind dreams. If I had that power, more zombies would die.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The only dreams I remember are the ones where I'm lucid. So there are probably lots of dreams where I'm not in control. I just don't remember them. =/
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[personal profile] moodsong 2010-06-28 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*laugh* Too bad it's hard to laugh at your dreams when you are having them.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
At least I can usually wake up and laugh!

[identity profile] zhukora1.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, this sounds like a fun dream. The only dream I remember from last night mainly consisted of me fumbling around and not being able to put my shoes on fast enough for some event that was going on elsewhere and that I was going to miss as a result. They were flip-flops. Apparently my subconscious fails at dressing itself. :P

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, remind me to not invite you as a running-from-murderous-aliens dream partner. =D

[identity profile] zhukora1.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, that's ok, I make tasty and excellent bait for zombies, predatory mammals, and all other dream-based murderous creatures. I'll gladly take one for the team. ;)

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Very noble of you, thanks.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, right?

*sigh*

[identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! You just need some Acme Alien Repellant™.
Edited 2010-06-28 21:41 (UTC)

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think I can find that online? I don't know any local sources.

[identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You can find anything online.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, you're right (http://repellents-r-us.kiwa.ca/alien_abduction.html).

[identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha!

By the way, I got a "Windows Firewall blocked some features of this website" message....

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's probably trying to protect you from the aliens.

[identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Dang!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_luaineach/ 2010-06-29 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
This cracked me the hell up!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay!

Alas, no dreams to report since this one.