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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2010-06-30 09:30 am
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Hostile work environment

Well.

I learned this morning that I need to re-do all the room assignments for the people staying in the dorms. This is good news and maybe some bad news. I'm still waiting for clarification to see if it's Bad Bad News or just Sort Of Mildly Annoying Bad News. Oh, did I mention our first participants arrive tomorrow? So I have 24 hours to get clarification from Student Housing (in itself a Herculean task) and re-do the room assignments.

The exterminators are spraying the bees. Like, right now spraying the bees. I had this conversation with the exterminator:
EXT: "Well, they're getting pretty angry."
MOI: "They probably don't like being poisoned."
EXT: "Nope, they sure don't. Can't say I blame them."
MOI: "Serves them right for setting up house in Wescoe. Wescoe poisons everyone."

He must not be a KU F/O employee because he didn't get the joke.

Now I have a hive of angry, doomed bees buzzing in the wall next to my office. Earlier, there was a lot of rapid pounding in the conference room (which contains the wall where the hive is located). I have no idea what that was about. I was a little worried that the exterminator was trapped in there with the bees, but I didn't hear any yelling. I am not going to be the one to open that conference room door. The secretary who went in there earlier said you could almost feel the humming, they where buzzing so loud.

shudder

The thought of thousands of agitated and dying bees (did you know a small hive contains 60,000 bees?) just one shoddily-built wall away from me is making it very difficult for me to concentrate on the task at hand.

Update: I took the opportunity to walk to Jaybowl since I got word that the acrylic trophies were done. The new manager wasn't sure about the formatting of the text and images on the trophies and they're just slightly different than the previous years. So I came back, got two old trophies and carried them back to Jaybowl. I carried the permanent trophies to the Union on the previous trip of the day, so my shoulders now hate me. A lot. And I'm sweaty. I love how the Union is slightly uphill both ways from Wescoe.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. Serious, serious GAH.

[identity profile] normalcyispasse.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's creepy; I didn't know Wescoe was causing tumors. Holy crap. Probably some bad Feng Shui or something.

And the death thrums of the bees? Also creepy.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know Wescoe was causing tumors

The tests were inconclusive. Of course.

[identity profile] annamatic.livejournal.com 2010-07-01 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Wescoe itself has been nothing BUT a big tumor on the gorgeous KU landscape for 35 years. Ugh.
Edited 2010-07-01 03:27 (UTC)

[identity profile] normalcyispasse.livejournal.com 2010-07-01 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
I actually grew to like it in an almost Escher-esque sort of way.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-07-01 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! For real.

[identity profile] miischelle.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds like a perfect excuse to smoke at your desk.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
For. Real. I am totally lighting up when I get home.

See post edits for new and exciting additions to my day.

[identity profile] miischelle.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Bleeehhhhhh!
You need a smoke and a fucking martini!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Both of those delightful things are only two hours away...

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*shudder*
I like bees and all, but not in swarms in walls.
Ugh.



[identity profile] miischelle.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if they made honey in the walls.....

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Cancerous honey.

[identity profile] zhukora1.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
DDDDDDDDDDD:

Brain tumors and angry bees? This sounds like possibly one of the most darkly comedic unpleasant work environments in the history of man. I hope you have a well-stocked liquor cabinet as we do in our department, because this sounds like prime time to indulge.

ETA: Argh, lj is fail today. It keeps double posting everything, and then trying to double delete. x(
Edited 2010-06-30 15:40 (UTC)

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds like possibly one of the most darkly comedic unpleasant work environments in the history of man

At least I have good co-workers. But yeah, Wescoe Hall is the shittiest building on campus. Everyone hates it. The best thing I can say about it is that the air conditioning is working. Today.

[identity profile] stuology.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Once I take care of the humans, I will begin my war against...the bees!"

The entire bee story gives me visions of Invader Zim. I'd be waving my fists yelling, "The bees!! Oh, those vile bees!"

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid to wave too much of anything, for fear of attracting attention to myself. The bees have, as yet, not made their way into my office. I fear it is only a matter of time.

[identity profile] miischelle.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hence my comment about smoking in your office. Smoke calms bees, right? Calm bees don't sting people.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I wish...I mean about the smoking. I've heard that story about smoke and bees before, but I don't care to test the theory.

[identity profile] pamelonian.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ick! I hope you get through your Herculean or Mildly Annoying tasks in that hostile (for real) work environment. 60,000? I had no idea!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-07-01 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's just say I'm looking forward to Friday night even more after this.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-07-01 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
HA. HA. HA.

Srsly this is my life. =b

[identity profile] nottygypsy.livejournal.com 2010-07-01 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I am STILL having flashes of the Nick Cage Wickerman clip you posted L. Thanks LOTS

I just watched the Eddie clip to banish it. Hope it works.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-07-01 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, at least you're just experiencing it vicariously!

[identity profile] chronovore.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Wasp nests are scary.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I still haven't clicked on that image link.

No.

Way.