PA is on board with me here, albeit for different reasons

[clevermanka]

Yeah, it's real.

"Tropicana Products, Inc., a division of PepsiCo, Inc. (NYSE: PEP), announced it is testing a new portable kids snack called Tropicana Tropolis™ – a smooth blend of real squeezable fruit, packed with nutrition, designed for kids. America’s iconic juice brand for more than 50 years, Tropicana created this innovative new food line to help moms squeeze the goodness of fruit into kids’ daily diets by making fruit fun."

Because, what? Picking up a god damn apple is too much trouble? Jesus H.

Does anyone else remember those Incredible Edible Egg adverstisements? I used to think they were so weird and unnecessary. Now I understand. Most people won't eat food unless you market it to them and allow them to eat it in a plastic container that can then be thrown into a landfill.

The makers of Wall-E had it so right.

Humanity is doomed.

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[miischelle.livejournal.com]

me too!