My favorite was watching all the 4WD SUVs slippin' and slidin' and endin' up on the curbs. HA! said we, in the lil' car o' front-wheel-driveness, piddling' past 'em.
That's no good. Is this a bad time to mention the lovely weather here? I enjoyed a sandwich out on the porch today just wearing shorts and sandals while reading a magazine and watching the turkeys peck for food.
Holy bat shit you are my HERO. Fo'realz. All of the above made me laugh so hard I forgot the horror of driving home from school at 9pm last night. BECAUSE THE F'ING JESUS BAGS WERE THE ONLY SCHOOL NOT TO CANCEL.
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Seriously the fuck I don't even
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Stupid weather.
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I cannot even speak rationally the fuck ahhhhhhh
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Head explosion for real Jesus H Christ.
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* Hazards: heavy wet snow.
* Accumulations: snow accumulations of 8 to 12 inches.
* Timing: late tonight through Friday.
* Temperatures: lower 30s falling into the upper 20s in the
afternoon.
* Winds: northeast winds around 10 mph becoming northwest at 15
to 30 mph during the afternoon.
* Impacts: difficult travel due to snow covered roads. Damage to
power lines with power outages possible.
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And the snow?
W-the-Frakkin-FRAK?
My favorite was watching all the 4WD SUVs slippin' and slidin' and endin' up on the curbs. HA! said we, in the lil' car o' front-wheel-driveness, piddling' past 'em.
Snow Miser can suck me, sez I. Done with this!
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Wine isn't cutting it. Moved on to vodka!
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Now I am too drunk to go to bed.
AWESOME
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If I had the money I would be booking plane tickets straight to your house I tell you what
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Jesus Fucking H we are both awake this close to ten p.m.
?The world is ending.
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WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
I have to use stupid Captcha... word salad=
"limited arybacce"
That sounds about right.
I'm wineing too.
SIX FUCKING INCHES ON MY DECK. NOT GOOD.
1-3 inches possible, my anus!
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whoooooooooooooooo
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2. I do not fucking miss Kansas this week.
Much love,
Rowan
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63 comments, doll !!
I salute you.
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