A whopper

[clevermanka]

mckitterick and I went to KCMO yesterday to pick up Fetish Kitty's bones. Since Cindy was going to be out and about, she said she'd leave them between the front door and the screen for me. Okay, cool. So you guys, we got there and I went up to the house to get the package and the bones were in a goddammned Burger King bag, I shit you not. Oh man. I tell you, nobody could have scripted a better scene than that. Talk about completely diffusing what was shaping up to be a really emotional moment. 100% awesome.

Now they're all spread out on the dining room table (hey! who wants to come over for lunch!) and the whole thing is fascinating and beautiful. Her little scapulas are like butterfly wings and her ribs are so graceful and delicate. I'm not as sad as I feared I would be.

Mostly because that Burger King sack was fucking genius. Whether she intended it that way or not.

Comments

[tessagratton.livejournal.com]

HELLO FLASHDANCE.

OMG. She's like a 12 year old who found her mom's 1986 Janet Jackson halloween costume and decided to have an afternoon of fun.

<3
<3
<3

Also... oh Burger King bag. That's... so hilarious and horrible and fucking awesome.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I desperately want that studded vest thing she's wearing.

And yeah. The Burger King bag....there are times in my life where I swear I'm the main character in something like The Truman Show. That was one of those times.

[belluthien.livejournal.com]

That was awesome genius, I say!
Glad you're not feeling too sad.
*snuggles*
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[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

mmm. Snuggles!

[chronovore.livejournal.com]

So, yeah... this is intentionally an '80s flashback video, right? Smoke machines, lights, dancing... saxophone solo.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I don't think she does much of anything unintentionally.

[jimmy-hollaman.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you are doing better on the bones than you thought you would. The bag did help. :) I'm also glad you can see the beauty in them as well. I have always wanted to make fairy wings out of some of the scapulas we sell. (and oddly enough a project i forget to do each year) I would like to see the skull when you get it finished with the art work, it will be beautiful i expect....

My bosses are big at recycling, so thats why the sack. Tho it does make for some funny things out at ren fair. When you see her get out a bunch of raccoon baculums out of one of those sacks its f*cking funny as hell.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

When you see her get out a bunch of raccoon baculums out of one of those sacks its f*cking funny as hell.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, the double entendres abound!

[jimmy-hollaman.livejournal.com]

Yep, i'm glad to see some one else can see the humor in it as well. :)

[shrijani.livejournal.com]

I wish I had known that I could have done this with Bennie! I would love to have his darling little bones.

I am glad the experience was not as sad as expected.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

They really are darling. <3

[royal-spice.livejournal.com]

Burger King bag? Wow, you have a better sense of humor than I do. :) I'm glad you found the irreverence helpful rather than offensive.

I thought briefly about trying to do something like this with Natasha's remains when we had to put her down last month...but then I thought, I don't need any more "weird" things around my house since people already think what I do for a living is strange/creepifying.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

GaGa is full of awesome - what a total nerd! Except for the quality of the filming, it could have been made in 1982. Even the music, except for the quality of production.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy you don't mind my Gaga love.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

June 19, 2011

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

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[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I....have no idea what's up with that second comment. WEIRD.