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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2012-02-23 09:01 am

Never miss a good opportunity to shut the fuck up

An open letter to the faculty person whom I usually like, but who should really just STFU about some stuff:

When you came into my office asking for a key to get into your office because you forgot yours (or locked them in your office earlier, or left them in your car, or some other situation that made your keys unavailable to you), I appreciated the fact that you apologized for interrupting my breakfast to ask for the keys. It's fine that you interrupted me. If I didn't want to be interrupted at my breakfast, I wouldn't eat it at my desk. What I didn't appreciate and what was not fine was your comment directed toward my breakfast.

"Is that a chicken wing?" you asked.

I responded, "It's a chicken thigh."

"Your diet is so weird!" you said, laughing, as you walked away.

Yeah. Okay, you know what, usually well-liked faculty member?

Fuck. You. I'm not even going to explain why that was a rude and unnecessary thing to say to me. Just fuck you and fuck your lapse of manners.

*frustrated sigh*

On a lighter subject, check out the latest entry on one of my favorite new Tumblrs. SFW!

I would really like to take tomorrow off work. A three day weekend of not sitting at my desk might be what my back needs to stop spasming. It always feels worse after I've been sitting for a period of time. Which reminds me--It's the top of the hour. Time to walk around.

[identity profile] nottygypsy.livejournal.com 2012-02-23 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVED that tumbler.

Also I'm sorry if I've ever made light of your diet. I agree your usually-well liked faculty member was out of line. Also should keep track of her own damn keys.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-02-23 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*fistbump*