Wow, I don't have a gif for that

[clevermanka]

Oooookaaaaay, so I'm just going to be over here for the rest of the day, jacking off to the sound of Benedict Cumberbatch's voice in the Star Trek teaser trailer.

MY. GOD.



Thanks to pennswoods for the link to the Japanese subtitled one with the few seconds of extra footage.

I've heard Tumblr has exploded since this clip was released. I'm not a little terrified of what my dashboard is going to look like this morning. I need a GIRDING MY LOINS gif.

Comments

[bart-calendar.livejournal.com]

Do you think it's Khan?

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I hope not. Lots of problems with this if he's Khan, not the least of which is I'm REALLY TIRED of whitewashing in entertainment media. Also, the timeline is all wrong for this to be Khan.

[redheadfae.livejournal.com]

The voice characteristics would be all wrong for Khan as well. I've seen hints that he may be Romulan?

When the crew of the Enterprise is called back home, they find an unstoppable force of terror from within their own organization has detonated the fleet and everything it stands for, leaving our world in a state of crisis.

Hmm.

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

TUMBLR IS AN EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL PLACE THAN USUAL BECAUSE OF THIS NOW!!! AND I CANNOT STOP SCREAMING IN CAPSLOCK!!

TIME TO GO TO THE GYM SO I CAN WORK OFF THIS SEXUAL FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

IT'S BEEN HOURS. HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU?

[ms-danson.livejournal.com]

10 hours until I can watch it.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

It's worth the wait. Enjoy!

[carmy-w.livejournal.com]

Yes, it has exploded.

This was the first time I saw the trailer!

OH GOD THAT VOICE.
He could recite the OED and I'd get off on it!

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I love the quote that you and pennswoods reblogged:

As far as the idea that Sherlockians will somehow corrupt the Trek fandom with our perversions and insanity, well, Trek fandom practically invented the modern idea of obsession and slashfic.

So, fellow Trekkers, let me just say this:

"You think your world is safe? It is an illusion.
A comforting lie told to protect you.
Enjoy these final moments of peace."

BRILLIANT!

[frugurl27.livejournal.com]

Am I the only remaining non-Cumberbitch in the universe?

That said, that trailer has me all kinds of excited - but Star Trek fangirl excited, not Cumberbatch excited. :P

[redheadfae.livejournal.com]

No, you're not. I see the appeal, but he doesn't trip my trigger.
I could be Zach Quinto excited, myself.

[bethan-b-bad.livejournal.com]

OMFG

/thatisall

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Hey stranger! I'm so happy this got you out of the woodwork for a bit! XOXO

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

I totally just masturbated while thinking about Benedict in this trailer. (Well, more like an hour ago, but whatever.) I. I just. UNNNNFFFF FUCK now I want to go do it again and I need to eat dinner and hurry off to a knitting thing. Maybe later then.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA! <3 You.

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

I can't help but wonder how many orgasms in the last twenty-four hours are directly attributable to the Star Trek trailer, and specifically Benedict in said trailer.

If my tumblr is anything to go by, several hundred.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

[theoneinblue.livejournal.com]

O.M.G. That Voice....

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

I can only Presume that you heard me keen in glee over Cumberbatch in the Hobbit...
TWICE!

He will portray Smaug the Dragon through voice and motion capture and will also provide the motion capture for the Necromancer in Peter Jackson's The Hobbit.

Twice the villain!

[bart-calendar.livejournal.com]

Do you think it's Khan?

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I hope not. Lots of problems with this if he's Khan, not the least of which is I'm REALLY TIRED of whitewashing in entertainment media. Also, the timeline is all wrong for this to be Khan.

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

TUMBLR IS AN EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL PLACE THAN USUAL BECAUSE OF THIS NOW!!! AND I CANNOT STOP SCREAMING IN CAPSLOCK!!

TIME TO GO TO THE GYM SO I CAN WORK OFF THIS SEXUAL FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

[ms-danson.livejournal.com]

10 hours until I can watch it.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

It's worth the wait. Enjoy!

[carmy-w.livejournal.com]

Yes, it has exploded.

This was the first time I saw the trailer!

OH GOD THAT VOICE.
He could recite the OED and I'd get off on it!

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I love the quote that you and pennswoods reblogged:

As far as the idea that Sherlockians will somehow corrupt the Trek fandom with our perversions and insanity, well, Trek fandom practically invented the modern idea of obsession and slashfic.

So, fellow Trekkers, let me just say this:

"You think your world is safe? It is an illusion.
A comforting lie told to protect you.
Enjoy these final moments of peace."

BRILLIANT!

[frugurl27.livejournal.com]

Am I the only remaining non-Cumberbitch in the universe?

That said, that trailer has me all kinds of excited - but Star Trek fangirl excited, not Cumberbatch excited. :P

[redheadfae.livejournal.com]

No, you're not. I see the appeal, but he doesn't trip my trigger.
I could be Zach Quinto excited, myself.

[bethan-b-bad.livejournal.com]

OMFG

/thatisall

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Hey stranger! I'm so happy this got you out of the woodwork for a bit! XOXO

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

I totally just masturbated while thinking about Benedict in this trailer. (Well, more like an hour ago, but whatever.) I. I just. UNNNNFFFF FUCK now I want to go do it again and I need to eat dinner and hurry off to a knitting thing. Maybe later then.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA! <3 You.

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

I can't help but wonder how many orgasms in the last twenty-four hours are directly attributable to the Star Trek trailer, and specifically Benedict in said trailer.

If my tumblr is anything to go by, several hundred.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

[theoneinblue.livejournal.com]

O.M.G. That Voice....

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]