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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2012-12-16 10:31 am
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Serving not as a role model, but as a warning to others

I am rapidly outgrowing my clothes.

I mentioned to some friends yesterday that I've put on fifteen pounds since KCRF wrapped, pretty much all from booze. And okay, that might not necessarily be true, because I haven't actually weighed myself but I have only one pair of jeans that still fit (barely), and my skirts are getting pretty fucking snug.

The part about it being all from booze, however, is totally true. I am drinking so much, you guys. Getting it all in now while I can. I REGRET NOTHING.

In fact, I had breakfast hours ago and [livejournal.com profile] mckitterick doesn't show signs of waking, so I might just have a little pre-lunch wine while I reclaim the sewing room from last night's artistic endeavors. HELLO STRETCH PANTS.

Mmmmmm YES YES.

Update: Oh holy shit you guys I just looked in the mirror for the first time today and I'm starting to get a tiny little black eye bruising from last weekend's shenanigans with my rifle scope. I don't know if it'll photograph, but I'll see what I can do.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-12-16 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Tough gal shiner, FTW!

Drink up! I just bought two pairs of cheap jeans at TJ Maxx so that I have a pair or two that fit. And they are cool.. one has rhinestone trim, of course, the other is stretch black skinnies.

I have the house to myself until around 3!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-12-16 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea why I'm so tickled by having bruises on my face from doing something stupid. But...I am.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-12-16 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)

Because the explanation is just too bad-ass, and so much better than "I was drunk and hit the doorjamb".

[identity profile] carmy-w.livejournal.com 2012-12-17 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You need an icon with a shiner!

And what-two weeks left of your culinary freedom? Have at it!

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-12-16 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Tough gal shiner, FTW!

Drink up! I just bought two pairs of cheap jeans at TJ Maxx so that I have a pair or two that fit. And they are cool.. one has rhinestone trim, of course, the other is stretch black skinnies.

I have the house to myself until around 3!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-12-16 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea why I'm so tickled by having bruises on my face from doing something stupid. But...I am.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-12-16 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)

Because the explanation is just too bad-ass, and so much better than "I was drunk and hit the doorjamb".

[identity profile] carmy-w.livejournal.com 2012-12-17 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You need an icon with a shiner!

And what-two weeks left of your culinary freedom? Have at it!