Fuck, marry, kill

[clevermanka]

I thought Tom Hiddleston couldn't kill me more than he already has, with the dancing and the Comedy Central bits and the juggling in the car and the cheekbones and everything. To the surprise of probably no one but me, though, he managed to find another way to bring about my demise.

Gold star for me, rocking the gym yesterday! I didn't skimp on any reps or sets, although I felt weak--the 15lb dumbbells were much heavier than they were on Monday. OH, THESE SILLY TRANSITORY PHYSICAL BODIES.

Since Thor 2 opened yesterday, I'll be avoiding Tumblr for the next 48-or-so hours until I see it Sunday afternoon. If I get spoiled at this point, I'll be really irritated. Generally I don't care about spoilers (I'm already completely spoiled for Supernatural Season 9 and that's fine, but I want to be surprised by Thor 2 and the third season of Sherlock when it comes out.

*crossing fingers*

In lieu of Tumblr posts, then, I have for you today:

Tom and Lorenzo's commentary on the Miss Universe National Costumes for 2013. I wince a bit at their wording, but some of these are a riot.

Comments

[redheadfae.livejournal.com]

:wibble:

I'm surprised there wasn't a remark about the crescent knives on Guatamala.. ouch!

Thank you so much for sharing that, it made my morning!

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Yay! You're welcome. You should look through the previous year's entries. They're all fantastic.

[redheadfae.livejournal.com]

Who me? hahah.. doing exactly that right now!

Oh USA.. *sob* you poor thing stuck in that butt-ugly Transformers get-up. The things you had to do to avoid cultural appropriation!

[miischelle.livejournal.com]

HOW DID I NOt KNOW ABOUt thiS COMPEtitioN?!?!?!?!?!?

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Well, possibly because you're hands town the busiest person I know personally and I don't think you spend a lot of time on snarky fashion websites. That said, I don't pay attention to the competition except to check out Tom & Lorenzo's commentary.

[redheadfae.livejournal.com]

My question is "Why don't they show us this bit on the broadcast?" but I think by looking at it, I can see the answer to that!

My favorite is now 2010 part 1 because there were actually some pretty fabulous ones in there, not so many OTT. I have my new favorite website now, thanks to CR.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

gold star comin' yer way

[siro-gravity.livejournal.com]

oh dear…Miss France's hat is…
hmmmm. I'm missing the words for that.

Re: gold star comin' yer way

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

The hats, the shoes, the...the EVERYTHING.

Re: gold star comin' yer way

[sherwood21.livejournal.com]

Assnets are going to be SO IN next year.

Re: gold star comin' yer way

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

[pointoforigin.livejournal.com]

Oh GOD(Z)!! The Hiddleston! It kills! (And, erm, fucks, AND marries . . . ) I have no words. I laughed and squeeed before breakfast. Slumber party . . . pillow fight!! (Faints dead away with bliss. . . . )

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

[pointoforigin.livejournal.com]

IF ONLY.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

[pointoforigin.livejournal.com]

Oops, forgot to say, All the Gold Stars to you, rocking the gym! Obviously, Tom Hiddleston is a totally good excuse for forgetting what I meant to say.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

[sherwood21.livejournal.com]

You definitely get a gold star for rocking the gym yesterday! Go you! Obviously, you needed that day off so you could make last night awesomer.

OH MY GOD MISS NICARAGUA WITH THE EXTRA HEADS. <3

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you needed that day off so you could make last night awesomer

OBVIOUSLY!

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

OH WAIT! I meant to say

[sherwood21.livejournal.com]

(http://smg.photobucket.com/user/barefootseamstress/media/gif/Clj36_zps070dbb51.gif.html)

[kazoogrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to leave the room to watch the Hiddleston video because every time I watch something with him in it I get an incriminating goofy grin on my face and I don't want to tip off Justin. My crush puzzles him.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

How anyone can be puzzled by the allure of that man is beyond me. Sure, everyone's got different tastes when it comes to looks, but who can deny that charisma and charm?

*baffled*

[kazoogrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, expect for the tall and thin he's not really my type, too nice. Except that's what gets me, the nice! I can't figure it out!

Justin thought I re-watched Thor for Chris Hemsworth. He didn't understand why I started laughing when he told me.

[kazoogrrl.livejournal.com]

Ok ok, I just watched the video. I need to amend my reply above. Holy crap he can move!

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I could watch this gif (http://clevermanka.tumblr.com/post/65926690923/brbshittoavenge-tomhiddlestonsupportgroup) for hours.

[kazoogrrl.livejournal.com]

Ho, crap!

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

HOURS, I AM TELLING YOU.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you thought my profile was interesting, but I don't friend back unless I've read/lurked on the other person's LJ for a while and I can get a feel for their personality. Feel free to read and comment here, though, as long as you play nice!