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clevermanka ([personal profile] clevermanka) wrote2012-04-17 08:10 am

Wouldn't it be nice

I have an eye exam this morning at 9:15, and then acupuncture at 10:30, so I'm just sorta hanging out on the couch with some coffee and the internet, thinking wouldn't it be awesome if every morning was like this. YES, YES IT WOULD.

At my eye exam, I'm going to ask Dr. Crandon about colored contacts. I've always wanted blue/gray contacts (especially if I can scrounge the money to pay for a spray tan for dancing at KCRF), and that eye color would be perfect for the Sherlock costume, too. They're shockingly cheap when you don't have a prescription put in them ($48 for a pack of six pairs!), so I don't feel like I'm putting a lot of (well, a lot more) money down for this costume. At least the coat is going to be mighty fine.

Oh, hey, speaking of money. I'm selling my short bloomers at Star Struck Clothing here in town. Tell your friends, tell your grandmas. Bloomers. At Star Struck Clothing. I also make custom orders, so drop me a line if you're interested. $30 a pair.

My latest exercise crush, Nerd Fitness, just posted a video of himself exercising all over the world. I'm embedding it, but please also go watch it on YouTube so he gets the page hits/views counted. And like it, too. Here is his post about it, and if you read it, you'll understand why I'm asking you to give him some page hits and share this yourself.



And speaking of exercise, last night I totally earned a gold star for going to Crossfit even though I was completely wiped out. Yesterday was a bad day for me, pain-wise, and even though I slept probably eight hours on Sunday night, I was still running on a sleep deficit. I had to take two naps at work. My left hip was aching pretty bad, even after the walk home, and I worried about making it worse but I was more worried about what it would do to my mental space if I skipped out on my promised schedule. So I went.

OMG they had us run with a fucking kettleball for kind of a long way. For me. Shoot me. Man, I suck at running. Then we worked on handstands and headstands, which have never been a strong suit for me, although I certainly gave them my best shot. Thomas, the trainer who spent so much time with me last week, gave me some ideas about why I have such a hard time getting upside down even when I have no mental block with it (like I do with box jumps). And of course of course of course it's related to the issues I have with my hip pain.

Basically, every muscle group between my hips and my knees is fucked. Quads, hamstrings, IT bands, adductors, abductors, all of it. If it's not tight, it's weak and tight. Thomas hypothesized that all the tightness and lack of strength is what makes it near impossible for me to kick up into a head- or handstand. Once I'm up there, I can stay for a reasonable amount of time (handstand better than headstand). It's the getting up there that's so difficult. And (possibly, probably) all because of the issues I have with weak and tight upper leg muscles.

So--something to add to the To Do For My Body list: Serious daily stretching and foam rolling of those muscle groups. Daily. And by Daily, I don't mean "days I remember to do it." I mean "daily before you're allowed to eat dinner." These things must loosen up a bit before they can develop into long, lean muscles.

There's a metaphor in there, somewhere.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Shared that video, it's so good!
I want a couple of hours each day of quiet alone time, oh how much I want that, yes it would be so good.

Oh, and hey, the FreshLook One Days (http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/freshlook-one-day/ID=prod3898669-product) are even less @ $16.99 for five pairs, regular price!

So,.. that muscle weakness, I guess that explains why you can't do the "prayer squat" maybe?

[identity profile] stuology.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a couple of hours each day of quiet alone time, oh how much I want that, yes it would be so good.

Ditto -- I only get that from being one of the last people in my house to fall asleep, but I'm unfortunately the first one that has to get up, so my alone time is exhausting.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] mckitterick knows and understands that if I don't get alone time when I need it, everybody suffers. I am so so SO LUCKY.

that muscle weakness, I guess that explains why you can't do the "prayer squat" maybe

A-yep.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's time for a Come to Jesus discussion with a certain someone.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean with my worthless (former) physical therapist? Yeah, probably, but what good will that do? Not like he's gonna refund my money. =(

That, too.. and him.. and her.. and all of them

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh.. actually I was referring to my dearest who needs to learn that pestering me is not the right answer to a high-stress week for me.

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Re: That, too.. and him.. and her.. and all of them

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! First half of the comment, then. And yes. Um. Good luck with that. I fear in your case, it's going to take more than just a rational explanation of your needs. Here's hoping I'm wrong, tho'.

Re: That, too.. and him.. and her.. and all of them

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)

A good thumping with a Clue-by-Four may be in order in his case.
Although, he had a good look at how mean I can get last night.
Heh.

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved the Elvises. *cracks up*

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Especially the one trying to do a one-armed pushup! <3

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2012-04-18 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
YES~

Your exercise regimen exhausts me.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-18 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's exhausting me, too. I can't believe I'm going again tonight, when what I really want to do is this:

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I should tell myself I need to be fit in case Benton Fraser ever appears on my doorstep and asks me if I want to go find the hand of Franklin with him.

Yes. DOING THIS FOR FRASER.

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2012-04-19 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
That dog gif is amazing every time I see it. :D

Your logic seems legit.

[identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
And by Daily, I don't mean "days I remember to do it." I mean "daily before you're allowed to eat dinner."

I need to remember that, right there. So glad you're getting good information and assistance at Crossfit!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a good trick of actually doing something, isn't it?

MAN, CROSSFIT. Why didn't I do this years ago? Seriously.

Re: Totally.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a pretty fucking awesome gold star.

Re: Totally.

[identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...for a pretty awesome chick.

Re: Totally.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwwww.

XOXO

[identity profile] stuology.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I do miss my colored contacts. In my hazel eyes, they were *bright*.

Running, when you are conditioned to, is tough enough. Running with a kettle ball is even worse, not only because of the extra weight, but the extra not-evenly distributed weight. I still remember feeling like I'd never survive 3 minutes of running.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're saying it gets better. Right?

[identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I ran cross-country in high school. It never got better.

(Though short distances a la Crossfit ought to.)

[identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
(I should point out that it gets better compared to how you feel NOW.)

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, okay, then. That's better.

[identity profile] stuology.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It never got better.

You must have reached an ultimate level of amazing! Congrats!

[identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Feh. It's just that running 8-12 miles each morning in the pre-dawn hours, sometimes in the rain, uphill both ways (or so it felt), was not my cup of tea, so to speak. I did well enough, but never pushed hard enough to win at the state level. Won a couple of local and regional 5k races, but that's not saying much.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
o_O

I can't imagine running eight blocks.

[identity profile] stuology.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a bunch of heartrate data from my first bout of trying to learn how to run that *shows* it gets better.

Although, I'm not sprinting as fast as I can carrying a kettle ball--other than the kettle ball I have distributed throughout my body.

You may always feel miserable when you run, but one day you'll be surprised that you have to run faster with more weight to get to that state of miserable.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
one day you'll be surprised that you have to run faster with more weight to get to that state of miserable.

I shall take those words of encouragement and treasure them. Because really. Right now I'm miserable after about twenty feet.

[identity profile] siro-gravity.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
that guy makes me super happy!
also, I love bloomers! I might want a pair, but I'm not done shrinking yet. So maybe in a few months.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You got it! YAY BLOOMERS!