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Not an auspicious start to the vacation

It's a good thing I had a pleasant henna day yesterday, because otherwise, my vacation would have a pretty disappointing kick-off. The Belly Dance United show I attended last night was horrible. Not even laughable (well, some parts were laughable), but most of it was so bad it made me cringe, and one piece in particular was so offensive it made me feel literally (and I am using that literally) nauseated. I'll write more about that later when I feel more coherent, because I'm working on about five and a half hours of sleep (another bummer). And to top things, off, I woke up this morning with an outrageously swollen belly. It's bad enough that I took a photo for my medical file. Waist is 33" (a new high!) and at my navel, I'm 39" (just an inch smaller than my usual hip measurement).

So that's how I'm starting my morning: So swollen I can't even button my old, roomy camouflage shorts, and short about three hours of sleep.

Stellar.
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[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a violent sociopath. Do your research.

[identity profile] annamatic.livejournal.com 2012-07-30 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I laughed way too much at this panda macro. WAY too much.

[identity profile] bluetourmaline.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's hoping that vacations are like the month of March --- if they come in pretty bad, they'll go out pretty good?

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be awesome.

[identity profile] shrijani.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yergggh! I hope things get better. Way better.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Me, too.

I'm starting your no-starchy-things-with-fat thing today. I don't have a lot to modify, but I will stop having my cod liver oil with my 1 oz. of OJ (my means for taking BioSil) in the morning. Cod liver oil with dinner, now, and the OJ at least an hour before breakfast and right before bed.

Also, no more sweet potato fries, even as a treat, for a few months.

[identity profile] shrijani.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope it works for you in the way that you desire.

Yeah, sweet potato fries are pretty great. Maybe during the holidays...

[identity profile] miischelle.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
double isis wings.
DOUBLE ISIS WINGS!!!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
THE FIRST PAIR WAS NOT HEARTBREAKING ENOUGH.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah I hope I didn't bruise your or Dharma's arms when that happened.

[identity profile] superdaintykate.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I can't wait to hear more about THIS. Wait, I gotta go mix a drink.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, you'll need a drink, I assure you.

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2012-07-30 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I too am eagerly awaiting the deets on this disaster.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-30 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
If I didn't see some of these things myself, I wouldn't believe they happened.

[identity profile] msmitti.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i love the lioness' face!

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You should have seen our faces.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Whew, you make me glad that I was broke and not feeling up to going after all.

So sorry about the awful swelling... like, what the hell did it this time? And if you have no idea, that's even worse.

AGGRAVATING.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Nicole danced to a Cher song. I was, at that very moment, so glad you weren't there.

And...maybe salt? I dunno. I dunno.

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)

Dare I ask, which song?

Did you drink anything out of the ordinary while you were at the show?

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves. Sorry, honey.

Nope, didn't eat or drink anything out of the ordinary yesterday. God knows I could have used some booze at the show, but I refrained.

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
All I ever drink is cheap wine. I think you're absolved. =D

[identity profile] redheadfae.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh. I can see why *she'd* choose that song. Talk about reinforcing too many stereotypes.

Y'know, Jbird bought me Club Soda the other day since HyV didn't have Selzer Water... and I can taste the sodium in it. Yech.

[identity profile] nottygypsy.livejournal.com 2012-07-30 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

OH HONEY NO!

[identity profile] msmitti.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like the show was a gem. I will drink just hearing about it.

sorry about the swelling issues. :(

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-29 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It was so bad it wasn't even laughable. Really. Just painful.

[identity profile] sherwood21.livejournal.com 2012-07-30 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE CRAP. RANDOM SWELLING WITH NO APPARENT CAUSE IS. NOT. COOL. :(

[identity profile] clevermanka.livejournal.com 2012-07-30 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. This is my life. It's awesome.

[identity profile] carmy-w.livejournal.com 2012-07-30 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, here's hoping the rest of your vacation goes well!
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