I've earned these gray hairs

Rats! Even as I type this, I feel my ear starting to itch and burn from the test patch of Herbatint that I applied last night. Sigh. It was my last known hope for covering the gray hairs since the freak Hair Dye Reaction of 1998.

Wait! Stop! I still like dressing up in schoolgirl uniforms and wearing Hello Kitty barrettes! I don't mind aging gracefully. I would just rather not start just yet.