Assistance?

I need some help with a Halloween costume and the poor souls I usually nag for stuff like this are all unavailable this evening.

I need someone with a fairly steady hand to help me paint bones on leggings and a shirt for a skeleton costume. Nothing fancy, just basic dog-bone shapes on my arms, shoulders, and legs. I can do the fronts of my legs, but everything else will need assistance.

The lucky person who volunteers will get to see me in tight leggings and a snug top. Woo! Who could ask for more?