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The university is beginning an official investigation of the environmental conditions in Wescoe Hall. In the meantime, I'm going to bring some plants to the office. Word on the street is the CO2 levels are high and more plants certainly can't hurt. If anyone has an extra fern or whatever sitting around the house that you're not using, let me know. I'll give it a good home.

Thank you to all who came to Aladdin last night! Was great to see ya!

I think tonight I'm going to get slightly drunk while cleaning my apartment. That sounds like a mighty fine thing. I want to get a pegboard to hang my jewelry on so I will see and wear it more often. I've got necklaces in my traincase that I haven't worn in years.

I'm cleaning out some of my jewelry while I'm at it. Getting rid of a few mah jong bracelets. Eighteen is just a silly number of mah jong bracelets to own. That's not counting the dice, domino, and backgammon tile bracelets. No, that's just mah jong. I'm getting rid of the bone, plastic, and bamboo ones. Keeping the bakelite and celluloid ones. They're going cheap, $5 or $10 each. I've already sold two three four five.

( Fives )