Ten thousand degrees of suck

This morning I noticed that the outdoors looked very bright for 6:00 a.m. I put in my contacts, looked out the window, and sure enough: Snow. OK, fine. So instead of doing my regular workout routine, I bundled up and shoveled half the sidewalks on our block. When I finished the first sweep, there was another dusting of snow on the path already, so I went over my area a second time. It was still snowing when I came back inside to get ready for work. By the time I headed back out the door to head up the hill you couldn't even tell I'd shoveled at all.

I would like to file a complaint, please. Where is the suggestion box?