DOA

Story from yesterday--

New GTA: Can you tell me where my classrooms are?
Me: Do you mean where are the buildings your classes are in?
New GTA: No, they're in Wescoe, but I didn't print my class schedule before I left home this morning.
Me: looooong pause Why don't you go pull up that information on the computer in your GTA office.
New GTA: Oh. You can't tell me?
Me: I could do the same thing on my computer that you can do on yours. Go pull up that information on the computer in your GTA office.

Story from today--

Clueless freshman: Can you help me find my room? It's in Wescoe, but the room number is only three digits and everything in this building has four digits.
Me: Okay, can I see your class schedule?
Clueless freshman: I don't have it with me, but I showed it to my roommate before I left this morning and she said it was only three numbers.
Me: laughs aloud, right there in front of her I think you should probably go over to the Budig Lab, pull up a copy of your schedule, and print it.

I help those who help themselves, bitches. No mercy for you.