Grab a cup of coffee, because this is a long one

So. Yesterday. The errands went well. Mostly. Let's recap. ( Cut because when I describe Fail, I describe it At Length )

But yeah, basically: Kind of a lot of suck for one Saturday. I was thinking the cold and wet might keep me home today, but now I'm thinking I could really use some Dance Church today.

Fuck a bunch of this

Dance Church was so awful I stopped dancing after thirty minutes and left after forty-five.

Time for Wine, Hookah, and Porn.