Reading into every word you say

NGL, some of these books sound like they might be useful at some points in life.

Ragnar's Guide to Home and Recreational Use of High Explosives
How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found

Those could be really very helpful.

I don't understand why the creator of that webpage included some of the books, though. How to Make Your Own Shoes seems very practical. American Murder Ballads are a fairly well-known musical genre. Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoonboxes of Daghestan could be interesting, provided it's not too terribly dry. Most of them, though, are glorious examples of WTF.

I remember that 101 Uses for a Dead Cat book. I'm pretty sure one of my friends had a copy.

Remember how I said I was going to practice double-unders on Wednesday night? Well, I did. Practice them, that is. I didn't get a single double-under, but that's not to say I finished with no badges of honor.


Yeah. That was...not fun. I was already kind of down and I'm not going to tell you I didn't come close to crying halfway through. So frustrating. Nobody ever said getting fit was easy.

Last night's movement session was much more encouraging. I put on a CD and did some bellydance improv for thirty solid minutes. By the time I got done, was (literally) dripping sweat onto the floor. Gross, but good.

If you need something that will make you laugh until you cry, check out this video. "Kyle Kaplan and Nick Braun, best known as Michael Bernstein and Cameron Jones of the short-lived ABC Family sitcom 10 Things I Hate About You, star as every single person on Earth when Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know” suddenly comes on the radio."

SEVEN HOURS UNTIL THE WEEKEND. A real weekend, this time. One where I actually get to fuck around/get fucked up and have fun. AW YEAH.